A man is driving home one day when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drives to a toy store and runs inside, he says to the shop assistant "How much is that barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says,"Which barbie?"
She continues,"We have barbie goes to the gym for £19.95, barbie goes to the ball for £19.95, barbie goes to the beach for £19.95, barbie goes nightclubbing for £19.95 and divorced barbie for £265"
The man asks "Why is the divorced barbie £265 when all the others are £19.95?"
"That's obvious, divorced barbie comes with Ken's house,Ken's car,Ken's boat,Ken's furniture............
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
HumorThese are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.
