A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish I didn't have to walk everywhere." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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Jokes, Puns & Comebacks
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Crocodile
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish I didn't have to walk everywhere." The crocodile then bites his legs off.