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(oh my god im alive -- also this one is short-- sorry <33)
Chapter Song: I Love You Like An Alcoholic -- The Taxpayers
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Characters: Schlatt (J), Quackity (Alexis, Alex), Tubbo (Toby), Ranboo (Mark, Boo)
Side characters: N/A
Bit of Info:
-they're married rn
-When Ranboo is Enderwalking, Tubbo will drink and yell at him.
(also this will go from quackity/schlatt to tubbo/ranboo and back)
Not shipping the CC!ranboo/tubbo just the characters-- who are married.
' [...] ' means it's switching from one to another
TW: @buse, drinking, yelling, arguing, underage drinking
Like father, like son.
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september 23, 2020.
3:26 pm,
i just finished unpacking our room, schlatt is in the kitchen drinking whiskey.
i told him not to.
anyway, life is pretty okay.
schlatt hit me today..again.
karl and sapnap said hi.
that's it.
-quackity
Quackity set the notebook down on the newly made desk.
"ALEXIS!" The ram's voice boomed throughout the Whitehouse, "GET OVER HERE!"
His words were slurred, probably from the drinks.
"Coming!" The duck hybrid shouted, making his way to the large kitchen.
He opened the door slowly.
"Oh, my Prime..."
[...]
3:26 am.
Tubbo stared at the clock, a bottle of whiskey in hand.
Had he really been drinking for an hour?
"..Jesus.."
He set the bottle down, sighing.
"⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜? (Hello?)"
The ram hybrid's head shot up, gaze meeting with bright purple eyes. "..Ranboo-?" His words slurred slightly due to the alcohol in his body, messing with his mind.
[...]
"What are you lookin' at, duck?" The man slurred, glaring at Quackity.
Quackity looked away. "Nothing." He shifted a bit. "Why are you drinking again, John? I told you-"
"YOU DIDN'T SAY CRAP, ALEX!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!" He slapped him, then gripped his hair and banged his head against the wall.
Quackity screamed, tears streaming down his bruised face. "Okay! OKAY OKAY! I'M SORRY!" He tried to reach up and grab Schlatt's wrist.
The ram slammed him once more, then pulled back.
The duck hybrid sobbed loudly.
"Oh, suck it up, Alexis!"
Quackity sniffed, wiping his eyes. "..."
[...]
"⏃⍀⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎅⍀⟟⋏☍⟟⋏☌? (Are you drinking?)" The Enderman asked, crouching to the ram's height.
Tubbo stared at Ranboo in a drunken haze, "Ranboo..I don't speak Enderman."
Ranboo tilted his head, confused.
"⎅⍀⟟⋏☍? ⍙⊑⊬ ⎅⍀⟟⋏☍? (Drink? Why drink?)"
Tubbo stood, getting fed up with his husband. "I DON'T speak ENDERMAN!" He threw the bottle at the wall, smashing it into little shards.
Mark flinched, moving back. "..." He gazed down at the short ram. Who knew a small ram could be so scary?
"⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬. ⏃⌿⍜⌰⍜☌⟟⟒⌇..⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬. ⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬. (Sorry. apologies..sorry. sorry.)"
The enderman moved back again, cowering in the living room.
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Alexis was pressed up against the wall, bruises covering his face. "Please! Stop! I'm sorry-"
"OH, HE'S SORRY? HE'S SORRY! HE'S SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!" J pulled on the poor duck's left wing the more he shouted.
He screamed, tears running down his face, drying him completely.
Schlatt shoved him to the ground, holding him in place by stepping on his back.
The ram hybrid pulled on the wing one last time, tearing it away from the bones.
Quackity shrieked, trying to grab onto the man above him.
Blood splattered all over the floor and walls, staining them a bright red.
Schlatt let go of the broken wing, stepping off of him and starting off. "You're weak, Alexis." The ram twitched before exiting the room.
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Tubbo smacked the taller. "You're so stupid sometimes!! Why can't you just be normal!?"
The enderman screeched, moving back.
Tubbo growled, "Sometimes I regret marrying you!"
Ranboo fell still.
He..he's lying. He doesn't mean it. Lying. Lying. Liar. Liar. Liar.
Mark shook his head, covering his ears.
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Quackity sat in the corner of his office, sobbing.
Schlatt loved him, right?
He said he did.
He loves him.
He said so.
He held himself tightly, trying to comfort the thoughts racing through his head.
What if he didn't love him? They've been married for 3 years now.
What if he didn't?
What if he was only pretending?
That made him panic more.
Schlatt would say if he --
"Quackity..? Quackity please, we need to talk.." There was a light knock at the door.
"Y-yes..?" Quackity looked up, confused.
Schlatt slowly opened the door, sitting down next to him. "..."
Quackity fluffed out his wings a bit, making him wince
"Woah -- woah, don't do that..." The ram gently held the duck, humming softly.
Quackity tensed, leaning into his husband.
"I'm sorry, Alexis. You didn't deserve that.."
He cares.
Of course he does.
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Tubbo pulled the taller one close to himself. "I'm sorry, Boo.."
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the end
[ew-]
