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Part 4 - It's a podcast thing.

HI GUYS IN THIS PART I HAVE BASED IT AROUND THE CHUCKLE SANDWICH PODCAST 12 - WE BECANE GHOST HUNTERS. HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

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You are sat at your PC waiting for Charlie to send you a message telling you they have started the recording. Suddenly,  your phone beeps you can only presume that it is him. 

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE.

Charlie: Hey we have started the recording join this link ------. 

Y/N: Alright will do.

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Y/N: "Hey!"

Charlie: "Hey guys this is Y/N."

Ted: "Hey, I'm Ted."

Jschlatt: "hi I'm Jschlatt."

They all introduce themselves, Charlie then turns on his facecam and starts the intro, the others follow and turn on their facecam, you do as well.

You look at each of the members you had searched up Charlie to see who he was when you were filming the video with Tommy so you had a pretty good idea of his looks before hand, he still looks as kind and friendly as you had previously thought. You then turned your attention to ted he had glasses and dark hair he looked as though he would be funny. Finally, you looked at Jschlatt's screen he looked somewhat meaner then the others, but also as though he was kind but attempted to hid it. You couldn't lie and say you didn't find him attractive.

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Charlie: "Hey guys welcome back to the chuckle sandwich - this absolute mess of a show disaster of a show..."

Jschlatt: "It's really bad!"

Charlie: "And for some reason we keep coming back."

Ted and Jschlatt: "cheers we have money."

Charlie: "We had a couple talks backstage and we decided somethings have to change around here."

Ted: "Podcast isn't working okay."

Jschlatt: "And it's Ted's fault."

You then zoned out - what a random way to start a podcast. If your being honest the podcast was confusing they were using different names and talking about sex and ghosts. You were lost but tried to talk as well to not be to boring or quiet around them, even though you were confused and nervous.

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Charlie: "You can't keep fucking ghosts on here."

Ted: "We can do what we want we're ghost hunters."

You think to yourself wtf is happening man. Should I talk like wtf.

Ted then went on to open a drink and talk shit about a ghost experience, you followed his actions and got yourself a beer, you would need a drink to get through this podcast. It wasn't that it was bad but rather that you had only met these people so it was random to be doing a podcast around fucking imaginary ghosts. However it was funny to you that doing a video with your brother - Tommy got you in this position.

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Jschlatt: "I got a fucking weapon ill tell you that much."

Y/N: "Tell us about your weapon Lance."

Charlie: "I have killed a lot of spiders with my weapon and when i miss them I probably kill ghost spiders."

Ted: "True that."

Y/N: "Lance you were going to talk about your specific ghost weapon um and i was very curious of that."

Jschlatt: "Well you know how all these ghosts hunters like fucking jack begins you know ducking frauds like that use those little mp3 emf recorders and they just like turn up the fucking gain on it and they are like oh wow did you hear that ghost say oh i want to kill all your family ghosts don't want to do that."

Charlie: "Yes they do."

Jschlatt: "No they don't, ill tell you all about what ghosts want. I walk into a haunted house... I walk in and I pull my pants down."

Ted Charlie Y/N: "No way."

Jschlatt: "My weapon, I think you know where I'm going."

Y/N: "Yeah lets not go there."

Ted: "I have an idea but I'm not sure yet."

Jschlatt: There was one time where I was possessed so thoroughly by a ghost that I actually started jerking off..."

Y/N: "Jschlatt wtf." You whispered, he must of heard you as he laughed slightly.

Jschlatt: "Right in the middle of the living room of this abandoned house..."

Y/N: "This seems-" you get cut of.

Ted: "Lance..."

Charlie: "Yeah i got possessed by a ghost..."

Ted: "Is that true."

Jschlatt: "Yes and the fact you would ask me that is not believing in my ghost hunting skills." he begins to fake cry.

 Ted: "Lance I'm sorry. "

Jschlatt: "you think any part of me wanted to be jerking off right there?"

Y/N: "You know..."

Jschlatt: "NOOO."

Y/N: "Yeah I'm just gonna go of a limb here and say no part of you wanted to be jerking off."

Jschlatt: "No it was that ghost."

Ted: "What weapon did you use."

Y/N: "Do you actually wanna ask that Ted? like really?"

Ted: was it the jerking off."

Jschlatt: "yeah i kind of - so its funny, its funny. so sometimes the ghosts the first time the made me jerk off and now what i do to kind of like intimidate them is i..."

Y/N: "Okay lets move on..."

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They then ended the podcast after a few random conversation that you didn't follow. If you were to be asked to be on another you would probably say no, this was a random weird video, and filming it was just as weird. You had mixed feelings about the guys after it.

Charlie still seemed kind and friendly but he also seems funny with his whispered jokes.

Ted seemed more serious and he seems as though he tries to keep the podcast going in a direction, I'm not sure which direction yet.

Jschlatt seemed to be alright maybe a bit particular with what he talks about, but you presume it is all a joke and if so then it was funny. You just found it a random first interaction.

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HEY SO WHEN I CHOSE WHICH VIDEO TO BASE THIS VIDEO ON I PICKED THE SHORTEST ONE, I HAD ALREADY STARTED WRITING WHEN I REALISED THE THEME OF THE PODCAST, BUT I WAS TO LAZY TO CHANGE IT AFTER I REALISED. SO IM SORRY IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THIS PART BECAUSE OF THIS. BUT ALSO THIS IS A JSCHLATT STORY AND THIS IS PART OF HIS ONLINE PRESONA SO IM KEEPING IT IN AT THIS POINT ICBA CHANGING IT NOW.

Renocto signing off :)

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