The Kissing Tree (DreamWasTaken)

8

"What do you think, Eve?" Dream asked me.

We were playing on the SMP, I was streaming and he wasn't.

Summer's Eve is live!
Dream has a surprise for me...

His green character stood in front of a... *counting how many floors there are* four, no five story house.

Five.

"What in the world, Dream?" I asked. "What is this?"

"Your house," he said proudly.

"I...I don't know what to say."

"I seem to have that affect on people."

I snorted and walked my character past him and into the house.

"Wait, let me give you the tour." Dream follows me into what looks like a kitchen of sorts.

"Fine, green child."

"I literally just joined and you're already being mean!" Tommy's voice suddenly says.

Huh?

"She was calling me a child, Tommy," Dream explains.

"Why?" He asked, confused. He quickly made his way to my new house and joined us in the kitchen.

"This is the kitchen." Clay ignored Tommy.

"Mhm, I guessed so."

The second floor was a giant living room with like three bathrooms.
The third was...a greenhouse? Literally. Not only were there plants and vegetables and flowers all over (and two trees), but the walls, floor, and ceiling were also a bright green. And one blue block that Tommy and I didn't let go unnoticed.

The fourth...

"Dream, what is this?" I asked.

Lets just say this room had rooms with a lot of crafting tables and not for crafting stuff that's supposed to be- you know what I mean ok? I should've expected something like this since Dream built this house.

"What the fuck?" Tommy said when he entered the fourth floor.

"My thoughts exactly, Clay. There are children here."

"Calling me Clay now, huh? On this floor?" Dream joined us, ignoring the "I heard that, Eve," from Tommy.

"Ew, next floor, cuz I don't even wanna know why this floor even exists." I climbed the stairs up to the top floor, giving my chat an eye roll.

"Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me!"

"Dream, what the heck? You're watching my stream?"

"...um, what? I was talking to, um, Patches." He said.

"Cats roll there eyes? Really, Clay?"

"This floor is cool, huh?" He changed the subject. "And there's a balcony."

I held back a smile as I followed his character onto the balcony.

Chat of course was going crazy.

Simp!

#evewastaken

Dreamlyn

HES IN HER TWITCH CHAT

The roof had a pool. It was a nice roof. And a nice pool. Mhm.

"Hi!" Tubbo's voice joined.

"Hey, Tubbo!" I greeted him. I noticed Tommy's character was gone. "Tommy, where'd you go?"

"Im building Macie a house."

Silence.

I mouthed "Mayinnit" to chat.

"Mhm," Dream agreed. Wait.

"Clay, you're still watching my stream?"

"Huh? What, no."

"He is," Tommy said.

"Tommacie, Mayinnit, Ma...Mom...Mommy...—" I started coming up with ship names.

Then Clay started wheezing his famous tea kettle laugh. "MOMMY—" More laughing.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NO." Tommy started yelling.

I knew Macie was watching my stream, and it was confirmed when I got a text from her a moment later.

Maybay
EW WHAT THE

EVE!

Me
I DIDNT MEAN TO

DREAM JUST HEARD

Maybay
Mhm sureeee

This is embarrassing

Me
I bet

Maybay
Shut up

Chat was gonna clip that, and it'll be all over Twitter within two minutes.
Oops, sorry Macie.

*Macie's POV* (A\N ooooooooooo pov change)

I was gonna kill her. Mhm. I'll kill Dream too.

Mommy. Ew.

Tom Tom 😍😘
Sorry about that

Awkward

Me
Its alright

And yeah very awkward

Why do we have weird friends lol

Tom Tom 😍😘
I don't know

Want to call?

Me
Aren't you playing with the pissbaby
and his traitorous girlfriend?

Tom Tom 😍😘
I no longer want to be accotiated with
their kind

Me
Good choice

Lets call then

Incoming call from Tom Tom 😍😘

It was FaceTime. Why FaceTime? Why now? I didn't have makeup on. Shit.

I turned off Evelyn's stream and answered but just showed the top half of my face.

The call connected and close up Tommy filled the whole screen, double chin and all.

"Uh, hi."

"Hello, woman," he said in that weird deep voice he does.

We'd never called before, so this was like super awkward but in a good way.

"How are you?" I asked him.

"Traumatized. I hate Dream. I don't see what Gogy sees in him."

"I know right? Its like Eve and him were meant to be." I shook my head.
He nodded vigorously, his blond hair bouncing.

Cute.