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Mira: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Ren, looking at Mira: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Mira and Ren in unison: *sighs* Y/N.

*̊˙˚˙⑅*❀❀*⑅。・:*。・:*

Y/N: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Gorya: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Y/N: You don't have to wear...
Gorya: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Kaning: Do you need help getting up?
Y/N: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Kaning: You believe me?
Y/N: Kaning, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Mira: I like your top, Y/N!
Thyme: I have a name, you know.
Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
MJ: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fcking say that next time!

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Kavin: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N? I'm sort of in love.
Y/N: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Kavin: I'm in love with you.
Y/N: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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*MJ rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Ren: What's going on?
Y/N: MJ wouldn't drink water.
Ren: ...And?
Y/N: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
MJ, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BTCHES!

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Kaning: Hey, Y/N? Can I get some dating advice?
Y/N: Just because I'm with Thyme doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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MJ: Any questions?
Thyme: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FCK WAS THAT?
MJ: Uh, a plan, duh...
Kavin: Thyme, chill, I know it's weird, but MJ has a point.
Thyme:
Thyme: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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*Something crashes*
Y/N: Shoot-
Gorya: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Thyme: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Y/N: I seriously thought you hated me for real this whole time.
Thyme: No, I don't. What gave you that impression?
Y/N: In 10th grade I slid in your DMs and said "Can I land my plane in here?" and you sent a picture of a plane crashing.

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Gorya: Which movie are you and MJ going to see tonight?
Y/N: Oh, I always go to whichever movie MJ wants.
Gorya: Which one does he want to see?
Y/N: I haven't decided yet.

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Thyme: Punch me in the face.
Ren: ...Punch you?
Thyme: Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?
Ren: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking but it's usually just subtext.

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Y/N: We need to open this locked door. Kavin, give me your credit card.
Kavin: Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. MJ, break down the door.

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Y/N: Kaning, what do you value about Kavin?
Kaning: He's thoughtful. He picks flowers and bring them to me. Often they're ones I've just planted, but...
Kavin: That's how I know they're fresh!

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Ren: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Y/N: That's deep.
MJ: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Kavin: That's deeper.
Thyme: ...You guys are idiots.

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MJ, trying to impress Y/N: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Kavin: He turned it off and back on again.

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MJ, Kavin & Y/N: *screaming*
Ren: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Y/N?!
Kavin: Wait, why are you asking Y/N that when MJ and I are also here?
Ren: Because Y/N wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Ren, walking into Y/N and Thyme's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Y/N: What was it about?
Thyme: No, don't ask him that!
Y/N: Why not?
Thyme: Cause he'll answer!

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Gorya: What's that?
Y/N, holding an oreo milkshake: IT'S SPICY YOU WONT LIKE IT-

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Y/N: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Kavin: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Y/N: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
MJ, recording: This is so cute.

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Thyme: Who hurt you?
Y/N: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Thyme: ...Yes, actually.

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Kavin: Y/N taught me to think before I act.
Kavin: ...So if I smack the sht out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Gorya: People seriously cry doing their math homework?
Y/N: Some of you never had to spend hours at the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?"

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Y/N: Isn't a bit dangerous?
Glakao: Y/N, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Y/N: ...
Glakao: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Y/N: ...
Glakao: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

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MJ: Y/N, you'll be working with Kavin and Thyme.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: ...Of people on a team.

*̊˙˚˙⑅*❀❀*⑅。・:*。・:*

Y/N, eyeing the corner of the room: If she's your girl, why is she tormenting me with visions?
Ren: Wh- I'm sorry, what?
Y/N, on the verge of tears: If she's your girl, can you ask her to STOP.

*̊˙˚˙⑅*❀❀*⑅。・:*。・:*

Y/N: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Thyme: *crouches down*
Ren: *kneels down*
Kavin and MJ: *sits on the floor*
Y/N:
Y/N: I hate all of you.

*̊˙˚˙⑅*❀❀*⑅。・:*。・:*

Y/N: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
MJ: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Kavin can fight in that dress either.
Kavin: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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