Thirty-Two

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Y/N: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Ren: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Y/N: Stop.

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MJ: No bro, trust me, I have the leg strength of a fcking orca whale.
Kavin: Whales don't have legs, idiot.

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Gorya: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Thyme, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Taley, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Thyme: Coming right up.

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Ren: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fck up.
Thyme: Is it me?
Ren: It's always you.

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Thyme: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Y/N!
Kavin: So Y/N knows about this?
Thyme, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

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Y/N: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
Ren:
Ren: Why are you eating dirt?
Y/N: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Gorya: According to scientists at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.
Y/N: They obviously haven't seen my patience.

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Kavin: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Thyme: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
MJ: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Thyme If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Y/N: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Thyme, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Their son, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Thyme: Because he has little hands.

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MJ: Oops! You've just killed someone! What is the most creative way to hide the body?
Ren: Ever since I was a kid, I always thought that if I had to hide a body, it would be smart to keep it somewhere temporary, then leave an anonymous tip to the police about it being buried in a certain place. They will then dig that place up, realize it's not there and move on, then I'd bury the body in that place. The freshly-dug soil won't be suspicious and the police wouldn't look there because they already have.
Kavin: It scares me that this dude started his dead-body-hiding scheme with "Ever since I was a kid..."

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Kavin: Do you wish you were seeing somebody?
MJ: A therapist.

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Y/N: What would your own pocket dimension contain?
MJ: Pennies.
Y/N: How many?
Kavin: Pennies.
Y/N: You're not the first person I've asked this today, but how many?
Thyme: Pennies.
Y/N: I hope all of you get stuck somewhere and you have to eat each other to survive.

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Thyme: My hands are cold.
Y/N: *holds his hands*
Thyme:
Thyme: You know what, for some reason my lips are cold too.

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MJ: *trying to fix something*
MJ: Could you give me a hand?
Y/N: Sure.
Y/N: *grabs his hand and hold it.*
MJ: You're cute but that's not what I meant.

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Thyme: Where are my fcking keys?
Gorya: Thyme, Glakao is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Thyme: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FCKING KEYS?!

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Gorya: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Y/N.
Y/N: I hate myself.
Gorya: Alright, square up.

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Y/N: Go ahead, Kaning. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Gorya: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Tia: Get your fcking sht together and act like an adult!
MJ: Think you have the wrong person but you're right.

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Y/N: *drops something*
Y/N: Oh fck me.
Kavin: *smirks*
Y/N: That wasn't an invitation.
Kavin: *gets closer to Y/N*
Y/N: I mean it, leave me alone.
Kavin: *gets in Y/N's face with a low hum and a sexy smile*
Y/N: *blushing furiously*
Kavin: *puts hand under Y/N's chin*
Kavin: *leans into their ear*
Kavin: I think we should have Chinese for dinner.
Kavin: *sits back down*
Y/N: Oh, for the love of-
Y/N: *repeatedly smacks him with a pillow*

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Ren: Why are you covered in blood.
Thyme: Oh, I got stabbed.
Ren: What?! Why!?
Thyme: I don't know. You should ask the person that stabbed me.

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Mira: Hey, Y/N, you look cute today!
Ren: Y/N looks cute everyday. *turns around and winks at them*
Y/N: *turns red*

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MJ: Come on Kavin, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Kavin: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Thyme: Can we go to a haunted house?
Y/N: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Thyme: Wh-what?
Y/N: Goodnight, Thyme.

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MJ: Once I got very drunk in a bar and my mother had to pick me up so I was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation. I asked her if she's a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said: "I wish I was."

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Kaning: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Y/N: Voldemort?
Kaning: No.
Y/N: Is it Voldemort?
Kaning: It's not Voldemort.
Y/N: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.

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