FanFic I made bout the Brawlers in a group chat
(Might contain spoilers for my Spinel and Colette crossover comic! 👀)
* ~''5:00 a.m.''~ *
Colette: Haii everyone!!! It's 5:00 a.m! And uh... I got a few questions (o'・_・)っ
Edgar: wtf is it this time.
Emz: Spill the tea sis. I'm all ears.
Poco: But you can't even hear her through the phone?
Emz: It's a metaphor Poco.
Crow: Wtf, It's 5:00 in the morning why are you guys texting.
Colette: Just hear me out. I was putting together my theories and my collection of brawl stars items, but I heard something and uh.. I found a huge drill machine outside a bit away from my house. What now.
Jacky: And it isn't even my fault this time. I'm making progress this year round motherf#ckers.
Edgar: Tf. Drill thing? I'm too tired for this im going back to sleep.
Crow: Colette, do you have any idea how h1gh you sound rn?
Colette: I do, but I'm serious. And oh wait guys I gtg. I saw something pink move.
Bibi: That sounds like Leon just painted a racoon pink to prank you. Just go back to sleep Col.
Colette: Too late! I'm gonna investigate! You guys can go sleep, g'night! ~(つˆДˆ)つ。☆
Part two:
Mystic_Spirit_666 heehhehhehheheh*・゜゚(^O^)↝|Incoming video call|
Colette: Hey guys! Uh.. this is kinda awkward. Turns out it wasn't a pink squirrel. It's a pink villain that's called Spinel, *turns camera to spinel doing her villain speech* I'm still waiting for her to finish. It's been like. 10 minutes.
Edgar: Oh jeez, here we go. Whatever you do don't go near her. She could potentially harm you.
Griff: I bet 5 bucks Colette can make it out alive.
Colette: I'm gonna go talk to her, maybe I could help her get back to wherever she came from.
Edgar: Colette, no-
Colette: Colette YES! Baiiii!
|End of video call|
This was rlly short, sorr
A/N: Just a random idea I got
|(Boys) Brawl stars Group chat|
Colt: Shelly is super into me, I can tell. She killed me first in showdown 5 times this week. She saved the best for first (*U3U)╭
Colt: Guys..?
Brock: ....
Brock: Dude.
Carl: She's
8-Bit: Just
Rico: Not
Fang: Into
Lou: You~~~
Leon: Gotta
Crow: Move
Brock: On~~
Colt: I hate all of you(︶^︶)
|Colt has left the chat|
Colette ( Creepy Stalker)Colette: Heyo!
Edgar: hey.
Colette: I need some... Help
Edgar: What now?
Colette: do you happen to know how to ressurrect a child from the dead?
Edgar: Colette, we established that Maverick is a plant. Not a child.
Colette: BUT I TREATED HIM LIKE OUR CHILD ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Edgar: You could just get another plant to replace Maverick.
Edgar: And did you say "our" child?
Colette: You bet I did! You helped me find Maverick, so your half responsible of our tiny plant child (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Edgar: Uhmm... So Ur saying I'm a parent?
Colette: Yes.
Colette: Listen, the point is. I dropped Maverick on my way to McDonalds. Turns out they can't serve kids meals to a plant. And uhm.. I'm in the front seat of my car rn looking at the remains of Maverick.
Edgar: Oh.. well I'm sorry for your loss ig.
Colette: Yeah.. I'm hosting a funeral on Sunday.
Colette: I'm just gonna bury Maverick in my backyard. No problemo! (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Edgar: Okay whatever. What else do you need.
Colette: Im going to the Botanical Centre and I'm gonna adopt another plant child.
Edgar: Okay fine. But one more question. Am I still the half parent of the plant child.
Colette: Yep!
Edgar: Fine. Cya
Colette: Baiii! Luv ya Edgar (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ !
Edgar: What?
[This message was deleted.
Edgar: Hm.
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