Continued from last chapter
Nobara: I think it is time…
Nobara: for Operation ItaFushi to start!
Maki: Babe, we don’t even know if they like each other.
Nanami: Actually, it’s quite obvious, once pointed out, that they do.
Nobara: Mom? You understand ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა
Gojo: Of course WE do, Ara.
Maki: No offence Sensei, but THAT’S MY NICKNAME FOR HER. BACK OFF.
Gojo: Scary girlfriend privileges. Who has ‘em?
Gojo: Our baby, Nobara ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა
Nanami: Growing up so fast.
Maki: Wow…
Maki: You all collectively share two brain cells and Nobara has half of ‘em.
Nobara: Bold of you to assume I have a brain cell.
Maki: I said that so you wouldn’t be offended.
Nobara: Aww~ I love you so much
Maki: Love you too, babe ;)
Gojo and Nanami:
/)/) (\(\
( . .) (. . )
( づ💗⊂ )
Maki: Anyway, how should we start?
On Itadori’s Phone, texting Fushiguro
Yuuji: Do you think it’s obvious?
( ˘³˘)♥︎ (Also known as Megumi): Is what obvious?
( ˘³˘)♥︎ : Chances are unlikely for whatever but… it depends.
Yuuji: Sorry, Fushi, I meant to text Nobara!
Itadori’s Phone, texting Nobara
Yuuji: Bara, I fxcked up!
Bara: I’m sure it’s fixable?
Yuuji: Maybe… I asked Fushi “Do you think it’s obvious?” instead of you!
Bara: So…?
Yuuji: and she’s forgotten that I have a crush on Gumi 😞
Bara: This isn’t Nobara, Yuugi-kun
Bara: I mean it’s her phone but this is Maki and Nanami
Yuuji: haha, April Fools?
Bara: It’s January 😕
Bara: We won’t say a word, Yuugi-kun (Love from Mom xoxo)
Yuuji: LOVE YOU MOM
Yuuji: AND YOU TOO, MAKI-SAN
Bara: ily 2 ~ Maki :)
Later
Bara: OMG, you idiot, Ji.
Yuuji: I’m guessing this is the real Bara?
Bara: I hate that nickname.
Yuuji: I hate “Ji” yet here we are -_-
Bara: Hate is a strong word, Little Bro
Yuuji: You said it FIRST!
Yuuji: And I’m OLDER than you.
Bara: Well, I’m wiser.
Bara: I’ve never eaten a dead Curse’s finger
Yuuji: I had no choice, then, Bara -_-
Bara: I’m still smarter (˘ ˘ ˘)
Yuuji: I’ll let you believe that (˘ ˘ ˘)
NobaMaki and The Parents Group Chat
(A/N: Yes, the name changed 😌)
Nobara: So how are we getting them to go on a date, Mom, Dad?
Maki: Yeah, Mom/Dad in-law!
Nanami, two minutes later: Sorry for the late reply but… I have an idea ✨
Nobara: It… was… two… minutes?
Maki: Mom likes fast replies.
Nanami, ignoring the Kids: We can ask if they wanna get ice cream and say something popped up and we’ll make sure Gojo gives Itadori money. From me it would sound like a set-up. (I’ll pay you back honey xx).
Nobara: Mom being smart 😌💕
Gojo: How much should I give to my favourite child?
Nobara: Damn, I didn’t even last an hour.
Maki: RIP, Nobara Kugisaki.
Nanami: Depends on where we say. What’s your favourite ice cream place, Gojo?
Nobara: AKA A smooth way to take you on another date. Summertime edition 💕
Gojo: It’s the one… uh… Nobara, you know the place?
Nobara: When you and Gumi told me Ji “died” place?
Gojo: Exactly the one 😚
Nobara: 🤢 NO KISSES DAD
Gojo: Sorry, baby xxx
Nanami: “Baby”, I’m feeling jealous 😔
Nobara: Sorry, Mom. Would never steal Gojo from you. Not my type.
Maki: What is your type?
Nobara: ✨ W O M E N ✨
Nobara: And fictional men ✨
Maki: Nobara had a very pan PANic (hehe) and I’m not here for it.
Nobara: I’m lesbian but ANWAYS-
Gojo: I thought you were Japanese T~T
Nanami: Dead Vines aren’t funny -_-
Nobara: Yeah, they’re hilarious 😂
Gojo: um… anyway, so-
Gojo: Ita 👏 Fushi 👏 Date 👏
Nanami: We need a Day!
Nobara: I have their schedules already
Maki: That’s stalkerish but go off, I guess 😌
Nobara: We have the same schedule-
Nobara: Just Ji may have some movie marathons planned with Dad sooner or later?
Gojo: Yep, we’re watching the ENTIRE “Jurassic Park/World” Franchise.
Nobara: How long is that?
Maki: Around 10 hours.
Gojo: So all of Saturday and Sunday are out for this week, and Monday for Next.
Nobara: We have a free day Monday 🤩✨
Maki: Nope, still training with me :)
Nobara: … Just us?
Gojo: Chill, Nobara.
Maki: Nope, Inumaki and Panda are joining
Nobara: 🙄😫
Nobara: Anyway- None of us have any lessons on Thursday this week and Monday next. Ji has plans to see his friend, Junpei, on Thursday. I believe they’re gonna watch that new Anime… Boku No Hero Academia? So Monday?
Gojo: Then your Mom would have to ask for Monday.
Nanami: It sounds like a plan.
Author's Note:
Hello~
I just found out that the JJK first years are fifteen... yeah, nah.
AU where they are 16, and Junpei is alive.
He just can't see Curses anymore and Mahito deformed one of his arms, and had to get it amputated.
He is housed safely in Toyko, and Ita and him are still great friends 😃
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