Who: Hiccup & Astrid
Shipname: Histrid
Rate (1-10) - 1.5
Grade: D-
Movies: How to train your dragon 1/2
Ship or OTP: no.
Why?
ok so Histrid, oh Histrid.. Here I go.
Hiccup: [trying to distract her] Uh, you're right! You're right, you're right. I, I'm through with the lies, I've been making... outfits! So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead... here we go...
[she twists his arm, throwing him to the ground]
Hiccup: OW! Why would you *do* that?
Astrid: That's for the lies! And *that's*...
[she drops the butt of her axe on his chest]
Astrid: ... for everything else!
BEHOLD YOUR LOVELY HISTRID!!!! She hated I mean hated Hiccup in the first movie. But now oh since he's the town hero and he's gotta dragon, TIME TO BE IN LOVE WITH HIM!!! I don't understand what the creators were thinking!
The Creators: OK LET'S MAKE THIS PRETTY GIRL THAT HICCUP HAS A CRUSH ON HATE HIM AND WANT TO KILL HIM! BUT THEN ONCE HE BECOMES AMAZING AND POPULAR LETS HAVE HER SUDDENLY LIKE HIM!
Also with how flirty she was Eret was pretty sus too.
The End!
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