WHEN THEIR PET LIKES YOU BETTER THAN THEM

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childe, cyno, diluc, scaramouche, xiao + gender neutral reader (separate!)

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childe ×

• the POUTIEST one here, let's be honest.
• his siberian husky is naturally friendly to everyone, but whenever you come over to your boyfriend's place it especially seems to like you and you only.
• if you sit on childe's couch, you can bet that the husky is walking over and plopping down right next to you with his tail wagging. if you sit by his kitchen counter, just look down and you'll see an adorable husky waiting for a treat by your feet.
• the dog will literally follow you around the whole place, and even to the restroom (unless you shut the door on him)
• childe doesn't even bother hiding his jealousy, he visibly sulks when you give his pet more attention than you give him! he'll let out a big huff if you tease him too- he's going to need a few headpats if you want him to stop pouting and crossing his arms.
• not only that, but every time you leave childe's place, he always sends you a picture of his sad husky noticing that your presence is gone
• sometimes you think the dog is just like your boyfriend...

cyno ×

• this man will always deny it if you state that his pet bird likes you more than him.
• "what are you talking about? i'm the owner here..."
• it's a bit cute to see cyno sport a little pout when his bird starts to only accept treats from you when you come over. not only that, but his bird seems to chirp and bop its head just by the sound of your voice
• obviously he won't be truly upset or anything- but that doesn't mean he won't flick your forehead if you start to tease him about it..
• there was an instance, though, where you spotted cyno having a staring contest with his bird when you came out of the restroom
• he literally melts away in embarrassment whenever you ask if he's envious of his own bird
• please go easy on him with the teasing LOL


diluc ×

• another man who will be in denial if his pet eagle likes you better than him!
• however, diluc won't only deny that his pet likes you more, but he'll also deny that he's jealous when you tease him for it (poor guy still blushes if you tease about anything- but that's until he just puts his straight face back on and moves on 😔)
• his eagle especially loves your headpats, but diluc just tells you that your scent is interesting to all birds.
• yeah haha... funny excuse diluc...
• if your attention span starts to go towards the bird while hanging out diluc, he'll just hold onto your hand and pull you away until you get your focus back onto him


scaramouche ×

• this man will not tolerate his pet liking you more than him- not because he's jealous of you, but scaramouche wants your attention on him, not on his darn cat!
• he'll playfully pinch your cheek if you pay too much attention to his cat for an amount of time, 'cause c'mon, didn't you come over because you wanted hang out with your cobalt-haired boyfriend?
• when your back is turned to him, he doesn't hesitate to glare at his cat and do the hand motion of i'm keeping my eye on you!, by pointing at his eyes with two fingers, then pointing it towards the cat
• honestly, you just find it adorable to see such a funny and sweet side of scaramouche
• if you do tease him about it though, he'll just stare at you flatly before tickling you until you giggle out an apology
• if you aren't ticklish though, best believe he'll hug you tight until you laugh out a sorry (beware if he doesn't do anything though, he'll find another way to get back at you!)


xiao ×

• it's a surprise to everyone when xiao's grumpy cat casually jumps into your lap.
• not only that- but she happily purrs. xiao's cat, who doesn't like hu tao, zhongli, ganyu, and only likes xiao a little bit, seems to be suddenly infatuated with you. she rubs her head against your hand in a pet-me! motion, and you swear your heart melts at the sudden cute action
• xiao, however, just starts questioning if you have been giving tofu (yes, his cat's name) treats when he hasn't been looking, and you have to quickly defend yourself or else you're sure he'll start suspecting you
• but it isn't so easy when his cat just starts to take a nap, still cozy on your lap.
• he sends his own cat a glare, and you have to bite back a laugh at the cute scene
• xiao just picks up tofu and plops her onto the sofa, ignoring your gasp and little "you woke her up!" while he puts his own head on your lap with a raised eyebrow.
"i'm the boyfriend here, aren't i?"

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