And so, Micah and Kylie proceed to had a very long, long chat
Apparently, Kylie has been awake for a few weeks meaning she was alone when she woke up
But she immediately calms down Micah when she told her that when she woke up creatures that were called seelies flocked to her when they saw something fell from the sky
"Seelies? Like in genshin impact?" She questions as one of the seelies gave her some fruit to eat
"Actually they don't exactly know what they were, they call themselves wandering spirits but they liked my suggestion" her friends explains
"It's kinda freaky on how they follow your every command"
"RIGHT?? It's like their purpose is to serve"
"So what exactly is this place?"
Micah asks looking around the place, it was full of greenery there's no roof over the rain because according to Kylie it barely rains even though it was covered in plants and life
So this place isn't exactly like earth, like how the hell science works here
When even basic common sense cannot be applied in this magical fairy land
Like come on! They gain wings out of nowhere!
Micah stares at Kylie's wings that matched the sage green leaves as mine was inky dark as night which kinda still freaks them both out with the sudden change in their bodily anatomy making them part butterfly
She then introduces this place as Paradis.
"Ah Attack on Titan, nice"
"I just hope no one is gonna copyright us"
"Like what? for using them on naming things cause we can't be original?"
Kylie snorts at that retort and Micah smiles as their tense shoulders are easing up
I didn't notice my jaw was clenching from the stress of this goddamn situation
Micah plops onto the grass as the fire roar and the seelies singing and eating happy that they found a new friend (another leader, no god to lead them)
"Also check this out!" Kylie closes her eyes as she creates a small ball of light green sparks around her palms
"Holy shit"
"Right?!? I just found out a few days ago that I could do this"
"Did we just became gods?like no what the actual fuck"
"I couldn't believe it either!"
"Well fuck, I guess we're gods now"
"I call dibs being the god of woodja!"
"Woodja?-"
"Woodja put deez nuts in your mouth"
"FUCK YOU, NOT AGAIN"
It'll take some time to get used to this new world but in the meantime they need to process everything just happened.
But they'll get through it, after all they have each other now for support
And just like that a few decades has passed
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Honestly Fuck Canon
Fanfictionwhich person thought it was a good idea to put two unhinged gods power to balance the universe??? basically this is just a self-indulgent crack treated seriously fic with me and my bff as two gods who roam universe to universe