"Dude, I know he's not gonna pick any of us as his sponsors but man, I'm still hoping"
"Yeah! If we reveal we are his aunts then he-"
"So we are actually risking our identities so he could be your incarnation"
Kylie deadpans, giving Micah the looked as if asking her if she's actually serious. The goddess of Protection just sighs at her friend's ridiculous idea
"To think you're the eldest out of us two.."
"Hey! Both of us are equally childish don't you dare deny that"
The two continue to talk as the seelies didn't even get bothered by their masters bickering since it's a common occurrence by now.
The screen continues to play the events happening in Seoul
Several survivors stood up and looked at the scene taking place outside. The ruined Seoul and collapsed buildings. Monsters reminiscent of a giant snake were eating the wreckage of a fighter jet that had crashed into the Han River.
"That's a huge ass ichthysaur"
"Imagine this happened in our earth while we were mortals.."
"We'd probably wouldn't last a day"
"RIGHT"
The screams of terror can be heard around the the cart as they continue to stare down the huge serpent. Everyone was looking scared except Kim Dokja who apathetically just stares.
[Compensation settlement is delayed due to an unexpected scenario check. Please wait.]
The ichthyosaur circled around the bottom of Dongho Bridge and vanished into an air bubble.
[Due to the death of character ‘Kim Namwoon’, two constellations show a faint hostility to you.]
"Ah shut up you emo! Leave him alone tch"
[A handful of constellations admire your scenario.]
[The constellations have sponsored Kim Dokja 800 coins.]
Kim Dokja, just looks at the notifications and didn't even bat an eye as he picks up Kim Namwoon's knife up.
"Dokja-ssi, you alright?"
She asks as her clothes were completely soaked in blood from the earlier scenario.
"I'm sorry, I can't save her.."
"It's fine Dokja-ssi, in fact thank you..."
[Wow, amazing.]
The dokkaebi appeared in the air.
[What on earth happened here? I was just watching the other carriages…]
The dokaebbi's eyes twinkle in delight and suprise as he sees the stars above him.
[For 23 people to be connected to my channel… Haha, isn’t this quite good? Gosh, thank you for your sponsorship, Constellations!]
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Honestly Fuck Canon
Fanfictionwhich person thought it was a good idea to put two unhinged gods power to balance the universe??? basically this is just a self-indulgent crack treated seriously fic with me and my bff as two gods who roam universe to universe
