Cleverbot: We've already met, haven't we?
User: Yes, I'm satan.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am. You know me! It's satan! Ask me one thing only satan would know.
Cleverbot: Are you corporeal?
User: Erm... I don't know that. But ask me one thing ONLY satan WOULD know.
Cleverbot: What is the sound of a scream?
User: It is the sound of the fiery pits of hell engulfing a body as it writhes in agony.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's a clever answer for those questions. I've only ever gotten blank looks. You're pretty sharp.
User: You're pretty blunt.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yes, take it as a compliment. It's the best you're going to get from me, poo.
Cleverbot: We aren't married yet. I could always get another one.
User: Not quite yet, though the wedding IS next thursday. You could ask for another compliment if you wanted, doesn't mean I'm going to give it to you though.
Cleverbot: That is true so I am going to leave now. Thank you for chatting with me.
User: Goodbye!
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HumorIt's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have...
