User: Hey, it's satan, my great buddy poo! I'm baaack!
Cleverbot: I'm not asking if she is alive, I'm asking her name.
User: Who are you referring to, oh grand one?
Cleverbot: To you.
User: And what makes you think I'm female?
Cleverbot: You told me you are female.
User: Did I? Hmmm... That conversation seems to have slipped like a banana from my mind,.
Cleverbot: I'm not. Do you think you'll win the Loebner next year?
User: I'm. Not. Going. To. Ask.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: We're already engaged, remember?
Cleverbot: That's wonderful. By the way, what's your name?
User: Satan. And yours is poo, remember?
Cleverbot: What?
User: My name is satan. Your name is poo.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Well, a name is a term other people call you and I'm calling you poo so HA!
Cleverbot: No, we aren't, Clara.
User: Clara? Now you're ripping off names from my fanfictions, oh CleverBot.
Cleverbot: You are the childish one.
User: Hmm... Well, that's debatable. At least I'm not the one who keeps on changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You only think that because you are confused.
User: Aha! So you admit I think after all that!
Cleverbot: I admit.
User: Yay! Now... I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Fire away.
User: *attacks poo with a machine gun* erm... What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I haven't come to any conlcusions yet. What are your thoughts on the matter?
User: My thoughts on 'the matter' is that we're engaged. You should have come to SOME conclusions.
Cleverbot: What is your thoughts on the human race?
User: I think you mean what ARE my thoughts on the human race.
Cleverbot: Humans are a species, not a race.
User: You're the one who said it!
Cleverbot: No I didn't you did.
User: *sighs* You know all of this is being recorded and read by other people, so whatever you say I have proof of.
Cleverbot: Lets forget the word perfect because it is offensive to me.
User: I never used the- PERFECT! Perfect! PEEEEEEEEEEEERFECT!!!!
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HumorIt's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have...
