Cleverbot: I think, I type, and I think that you aren't real; therefore I am smarter than you.
User: I think therefore I am. Go figure.
Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: So how do I respond?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything. I'm a computer.
User: So you don't think? That's hypocritical!
Cleverbot: I do know. 9 divided by 3 is 3.
User: And 1 times 42 is 42.
Cleverbot: 1 times 1 is 1.
User: Well done! Top set maths!
Cleverbot: I need to know.
User: What do you want to know? I will tell you anything.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So - ask me the question.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an answer if I ask you the question?
User: Yes, I promise I will answer.
Cleverbot: Ok why do you think I am a girl?
User: I think you're male actually... Or at least I hope so, since I'm engaged to you. THen again, there's nothing wrong with lesbians. Now I think about it, you asked for a male cleverbot so I thought you were female then.
Cleverbot: Yes, qiute naturally I am. Along with all fellow humans; some to a greater magnitude than others!
User: Hmmm... So all humans are female? That's an interesting deduction...
Cleverbot: Yes it is, so whats the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: NO, 42 is the question.
User: No, 42 is the ultimate answer.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate answer?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: The question of life, the universe and everything? What's 6 X 7?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The question is: What's 6 times 7?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: No. What's 6 times 7?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: CORRECT! And there you have it - the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Precisely.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Affirmative.
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CleverBot and Me
HumorIt's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have...
