called wrong number

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tuesday february 1 5:39PM

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tuesday february 1 5:39PM

not named

@sleepyhead named the chat meow

emo boy
why that of everything you could've named it

ya mom
why not

fukuzawa
i approve of the name.

old
obviously you do

bed hair
y/n
y/n
y/n
@sleepyhead
@sleepyhead
y/n
answer me
@sleepyhead

ya mom
yo

bed hair
do you wanna hang out? :)

ya mom
sure:)

bed hair
ahshwhdudh
okok
so
where do you wanna meet up???

ya mom
idk
you choose

bed hair
outside the agency??

candy lover 69
do y'all see this shit or is it just me?

ya mom
uh ok
i'll be there soon

bed hair
okokok
see ya

mamas
dazai is almost always online when y/n is
hmmm wonder why

bed hair
😐

google
oi
y/n's not going to be alone with you
sigma can you pleaseeeeeeee go with y/n??

sigma balls
i would
but that means i have to see bandage guy

bed hair
i'm not that bad

the mad hatter
you are THAT bad

bed hair
😟

ya mom
i don't need to have someone with me everywhere

dad
no but dazai needs it

bed hair
:,(

mamas
☠️

bed hair
y/nnnnn
i'm getting bullied by kunikida-kun

ya mom
oh no
so terrible

bed hair
right!
i deserve y/n hugs since i went through such pain

candy lover 69
s
i
m
p

bed hair
yeah but it's y/n
everyone loves y/n

ya mom
that's a lie
i made a child cry yesterday because i dressed up as nikolai
i somehow made two sketchy organizations go to war with eachother because i bought a watermelon (don't ask how because idk either)

furry
w
h
a
t

ya mom
OH
i also ACCIDENTALLY called the hunting dogs on this random guy i saw on the streets

fedya
i'm curious of how that happened

google
bahajhaahsh
i remember that!

ya mom
okok so i was walking back home where i and nikolai lives right?
and there was a guy who was following after me, so i thought i called nikolai but instead somehow dialed someone from the hunting dogs number and said "yo, there's this guy who's following me. he looks like a serial killer. i'm on street [random street name] right now." turns out i had bad wifi and they only heard me say "guy following me. serial killer. [random street name]."

wife
OH IT WAS THAT TIME
i remember you coming over and telling me everything

ya mom
so after like 30 seconds 3 people came running to the street i was on in matching uniforms and attacked the guy. turned out the guy who was following me was one of them and he thought i looked suspicious. so i told them it was nikolai who called them with a voice changer thing and before they could question me, nikolai came to my rescue and got me away.

mamas
that was so random but i sounded funny asf

ya mom
it actually was really funny
try it sometime

ya momit actually was really funnytry it sometime

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