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monday may 9 3:03PM

say happy birthday to nikolai!!

ya mom
i got kicked out of school lol

fedya
i'm proud of you
i'll get you mac donald's

ya mom
swisheh thank youuu
btw i'm staying over at your place tonight
i don't wanna see that clown

google
y/nnnnnn
you've been avoiding me
why????

ya mom
because you don't love me

google
huh???
i never said that???

ya mom
🤨
you sure ab that?

bed hair
exposed

google
when was that??

ya mom
thursday last week

google
OHHH
THAT WAS A JOKE
I WASN'T SERIOUS

ya mom
yeah right 😐
i don't believe you.

google
i promise!
it was a joke!

ya mom
uh huh.
prove it.
i won't believe you otherwise.

pussy in boots
good job
they're pissed off now

bed hair
and how do you know that???

pussy in boots
'.'
that's all
i don't have to say anything more

wife
@casinosigma
can y/n stay at the casino for a few days??

sigma balls
as long as they don't disturb the other guests then yeah
they're always welcome

wife
thanks!

sigma balls
anytime!

google
y/nnnnnn
i love you
ok???

ya mom
mhm.

google
don't be mad at meee

ya mom
i'm not mad.

google
you are

ya mom
am not.

google
.

ya mom
???

google
what happened to your spelling mistakes??

ya mom
nottinghamshire
norging
nothing

bed hair
wow
this is just sad watching now

ya mom
shut up dazai
this is why your single

bed hair
😟
@killerclown come fix this kid
them being mad is spreading
help

pussy in boots
y/n?

ya mom
hm?

pussy in boots
you should calm down

ya mom
i'm calm
shut up
or i'll take away the height you don't have

pussy in boots
fuck you too

emo boy
nice

ya mom
stfu mr "I hAvE eYeBrOwS!!!!"
you look like a mf emo
go out and touch some grass

emo boy
kys
i'm coming over
and rashomon is with me too
get ready to bleed to death

ya mom
lol you think i can die by some overgrown emo's hands??
no thank you

wife
lol they're just bullying everyone at this point

ya mom
almost everyone*

wife
yeah
btw the time passed like five minutes ago

ya mom
nice

google
is it safe being here now?

wife
yeah
the dare is over

bed hair
dare?

wife
yeah
i dared y/n to pretend they were pissed at everyone and the reason was @google

ya mom
yh

@wineaunt changed your nickname to gin's servant

gin's servant
HUH????
HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO CHANGE MY NAVE WAT

pussy in boots
magic
i'm a wizard
🧙‍♂️

gin's servant
i'm a wizard too
abra caDRABA
now your dead
☠️

pussy in boots
my name is pussy in boots isn't it?

gin's servant
yeah?

bed hair
cats have 9 lives

gin's servant
they do????
oh
ABRA CADABRA X9
now he's dead

pussy in boots
you can't use magic through text messages

gin's servant
yes i can
watch me