burning clothes

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 saturday march 19 2:11AM

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saturday march 19 2:11AM

say happy birthday akutagawa!

bed hair
i'm boreddddddd

fedya
commit mass genocide

bed hair
what
why
i'm not that bored

fedya
oh

ya mom
who..
deleted..
all..
my..
cat pictures...?

wife
probably dazai

bed hair
wht???
no i didn't???

ya mom
osamu dazai..
did you delete my cat pictures?

bed hair
no
i would never!

ya mom
you sure?

bed hair
ofc!

ya mom
BUT WHO DID IT THEN???

fedya
pushkin

ya mom
who tf is that

fedya
idk
it just sounds familiar

ya mom
oh
that doesn't make it better tho

wife
i think it was your brother

ya mom
my who?
ohhh
wait what
I'M GONNA BURN HIS CLOWN COSTUME

wife
really?

ya mom
yeah
getting the gasoline rn
n a lighter

fedya
wait
i wanna watch
where r u

ya mom
idk
mount everest?

fedya
omw

bed hair
how will you get there?

fedya
walk ofc

bed hair
to mount everest?

fedya
yh
wait nvm i can't

bed hair
okok
wait for me i wanna watch too

wife
y/n is on the beach
not mount everest

fedya
oh
ok
i'll be there soon

bed hair
same

google
hello!

ya mom
no

google
huh?

ya mom
i deleted my cat pictures>:(
you*

google
what!?!??
no i didn't???
why would i??

ya mom
wait
wait
what
you didn't??

google
no?
btw have you seen my clothes
they're gone

ya mom
uh
noooooo

fedya
we're burning them because yo deleted y/n's cat pictures

google
but i didn't do it???
AND ISNT IT A LITTLE TO FAR BY BURNING MY CLOTHES???

ya mom
hehe
sorry?

ya momhehesorry?

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