wednesday may 4 8:51PM
say happy birthday to nikolai!!
@hotassassin added @[random username] to the chat
ya mom
NO
BAD GIN
WHYwife
YES
GOOD GIN
BECAUSEbed hair
who's that??ya mom
NO ONE
YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW
HE'LL LEAVE
GIN WHYYYYarch enemy (ew)
who said i'll leaveya mom
i did
leave or i'll push you down the stairs againmamas
'again' HASIEIRHRBWJ
POOR KIDarch enemy (ew)
what did i ever do to you????ya mom
exist
AJEJEUEJEH
Y/N NOya mom
Y/N YES
I DON'T LIKE HIMwife
you have to do that school project with him thoya mom
NO
HE CAN DO IT HIMSELF
I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOLpussy in boots
to bad
you're stuck there nowya mom
NO
NIKOLAI
DEAR BROTHER
YOU LOVE ME RIGHT??
no?
who told you that?ya mom
DAZAI
WE'RE BESTIES RIGHT???bed hair
you just friend zoned me
your own your ownya mom
GET ME OUT OF SCHOOL
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST GET ME IYT IF HEREemo boy
don't do it
they friend zoned you right?
why not let them sufferbed hair
i
what?
who would've thought akutagawa could become more emo than beforeya mom
i'm starting to relate to what chuuya said the other day
now how the fuck did i end up in a random chat with a bunch of mentally ill adults??fedya
google kidnapped you
and @ added you by accidentya mom
oh yeah
that's right
a damn clown cosplayer just picked me up
and math dad thought i was @adapresident
i mean
i'm not surprised by the last part though
this is bullyingya mom
your 26
deal with itwife
dude went completely silent
and y/n just got exposed to have their own harem and that it contains a bunch of people above the age of 18ya mom
yeah
i get them to buy me thingsarch enemy (ew)
um
i'm sorry?
i don't know what to sayya mom
😀
whatarch enemy (ew)
don't worry! i'll keep your secretya mom
just say what you want in return
a kids?
KISS******
NOT A KID OK? THATS TOO FARwife
why is it that your typos are always fucked up????ya mom
what do you expect
i'm besties with mafiosos
and terrorists
(and detective's with at least 1 crime commited each ig)@[random username] left the chat
wife
you scared him awayya mom
thanks for the complimentwife
????
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Fanfiction❝𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞.❞ ;༊ ╰┈➤ 「𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, doppo kunikida unintentionally adds y/n in the group chat instead of fukuzawa.」 𝐎𝐍...