RWBY: Watch the Arc-verse

chapter 8: Lie detector

Hello again! You see! I'm not dead! Sorry for long ass wait. I was busy for my shit here for my school. God i hate performance task!

(Unknown POV)

"Ok! You guys are going to watch this shit!" Dark said.

"Swearing!!" Ruby shouting.

"Nobody gives a shit about me swearing!" Dark turn screen on as everyone watchs.

Then scene start with Jaune and Qrow sitting in their chairs across each other. "So mr. Arc, as you know, we have all prospective employees take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm. So you mind, we're going to began with a couple of control question."

"Oh it me, seen like i am interviewing the kid with lie detector." Qrow said as he drink his whisker.

"Should i be hooked up to something?" Jaune ask Qrow. "With old system yes, but with new lie detector 3000 it's programmed to go off when he hears you tell a lie." Qrow replied. "For example, go ahead tell a obvious lie." Jaune began to think of a lie to test the lie detector.

"Grass is blue." Then lie detector beeps. "I'm tall black man." It beeps again. "I'm never seen Jersey shores." Again. Jaune smile. "I love it, i never missed one." He said. " i've heard of good things, now go ahead say something that is true so we can properly calibrate the machine." Qrow said to Jaune.

"I have 12 inch penis." Then machine didn't beep.

"Wait... what?" Neptune said in shock as everyone were shock by how damn big of his penis!

"What!? No! It got to be a lie!" Ironwoods shouted as he didn't believed it.

"So no wonder you always wanting to get him in bed with you p-money~" Yang tease Pyrrha as she blush extremely.

"Oh my~ that big boy are there, ruby you have my approval." Summer said as Ruby blush more than her more clothes.

"Oh gods." Glynda was tried to remove the lewd thoughts inside her head.

Qrow looks at machine. "Huh? That's kind if weird. Should've gone off." He said. "Why?" Jaune was confused. "Because it there no way you have-" "12 inch penis actually might be 13." Then detector beeps. "No? Guess it 12 the." Qrow was shock. "Wait, seriously?" Now he was awestruck.

"Hey Qrow, you got a chance to email me with those mission statements?" Glynda suddenly appear. "Oh yeah, i did it last night." Then detector beeps. "I did it this morning." Deny! "Alright, i didn't even started yet." Qrow told the truth. "Well Qrow, your the best." Then its beep. "You suck Qrow."

"Damn Qrow." Glynda muttered.

"Hehehe... oh god i am screw." Qrow said.

"Well i'll be back at my desk working." It beeps again. "I'll be playing angry birds on my scroll." She said before leaving as Jaune giggled. Qrow turn back to Jaune. "You may?" Qrow said. "Oh, i moved here i went on westside radome." Jaune said. "No, how do you live with 12 inch penis? I mean how that even possible?" Qrow said to him.

"Yeah! How the heck he lives with that behemoth?" Mercury was curious now about it.

"Oh okay. I am getting little uncomfortable with this entire question." Jaune said as he was getting uncomfortable. "I'm sorry. You're right, i mean it's just 12 inches that is like a freaking beef boss you know what i saying?" Qrow said as Jaune was bit confused. "Why are you so concerned about my penis anyhow? I mean, are you gay or something?" Jaune said.

"What? No!" Then its beeps.

"What!? I am not gay!" Qrow shouted.

"Well your not but this Qrow." Dark said.

"Hey! Nobody love pussy more than i do!" It beeps again. "Alright, i am flaming homosexual but do me favor, don't tell anybody because nobody knows." Wrong again! "Everybody knows..." then scene fade to black.

Everyone were bit mixed of their thoughts. Some were awestruk and some were shock.

"I think it break time. I'm go find another world to watch." Dark said before disappearing.