Chapter 8: Accidental?

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*CLASS DEBATE START*
Fig: I thin' we sho'ld start with wha' everyone did yesterday.
Pastry: Someone made quite a fool of themselves yesterday, didn't you Red Velvet?
Red Velvet: You almost killed someone! If Cream Puff hadn't been poisoned, you'd be defending yourself instead!
Latte:... Can we please not start this up...?
Red Velvet: I'm very sorry Latte. I just forbid her attacks going unnoticed.
Pastry: Apologies don't mean anything. Our lives are on the line. But I will only stop for now.
Blackberry: I have a theory. Since the killer didn't realise, do you think it could have been accidental?
Pumpkin: I agree! It's pretty clear.
Latte: So... They never knew... Because they accidentally poisoned her...?
Espresso: Most likely.
Knight: Do you think that maybe they had something in their hand when they fell? Like... Maybe a chemical or potion?
Alchemist: HEY! WE CAN'T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS THIS EARLY IN THE TRIAL! And plus, anyone can do brewing! Isn't one of us a sorcerer?! How can we know they physically had it with them? And if you're really that certain, explain why my potion still has liquid in it!
Princess: Simple! Not all of it went it!
Alchemist: This is dumb! What if it was dish soap? Isn't that green?
Jellykuma: Yep! It's greener than a leek!... Oh crud, I just remembered! There's a leak in my bathtub!
Tiger Lily: NOBODY ASK, SWEET.
Raspberry: Answer your own question Alchemist. What does dish soap smell like? Not bad.
Espresso: Agreed. Dish soap also doesn't glow. Dish soap would also smell clean. Not like a rotten gummy.

Alchemist: Are you being serious? Anything can smell like a rotten gummy! There's a big pink one in the room!Jellykuma: HEY! Don't be so mean to Princess! Apologise to her!Princess: Rude! Listen, gummy bear

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Alchemist: Are you being serious? Anything can smell like a rotten gummy! There's a big pink one in the room!
Jellykuma: HEY! Don't be so mean to Princess! Apologise to her!
Princess: Rude! Listen, gummy bear. I do NOT smell like that! I smell like roses, don't I Knight?
Knight: No your majesty, you smell like mud.
Princess: WELL SCREW YOU THEN!
Alchemist: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!
Jellykuma: I SMELL LIKE A GOD! DROWN IN MY POWER!
Latte: Can we go back on topic please?
Jellykuma: Why? Wanna know what happened to that annoying kid you cared about?
Latte: LISTEN HERE YOU FUGLY PINK ABOMINATION! YOU EVEN DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY TOP STUDENT AGAIN AND YOU WILL REGRET IT SO MUCH! TAKE MY ADVICE, AS IF I SURVIVE THIS GAME YOU ARE SCREWED HARDER THAN A WOODEN PLANK. YOU HEAR ME?!
Jellykuma: AGH! Y-Y-Yes ma'am!
Espresso: Well deserved.
Pastry: So we all believe it's Alchemist right?
Red Velvet: As much as I despise you, I agree.
Alchemist:...
Carrot: Ya gonna defend yourself?
Alchemist:... No. It was me...
Espresso: Knew it.
Jellykuma: Maybe this will motivate the next killer to not be so clueless! MWAHAHAHAHA-
Alchemist: Stop it... Can we please just get this over with?
Jellykuma: Voting first, death later!

 Can we please just get this over with?Jellykuma: Voting first, death later!

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Jellykuma: And the correct answer issss... ALCHEMIST! CONGRATS GUYS, YOU'RE LIVING ANOTHER DAY! TOO BAD FOR ALCHEMIST THOUGH-
Alchemist: SHUT THE HELL UP! Can we just get this over with?!
Jellykuma: AWW! WAY TO COMPLETELY KILL THE MOOD! Anyways... I have a very jam curdling execution prepared for the Ultimate Posion Brewer! IIIIIITTT'SSSS PUNISHMENT TIIIIMMMEE!!!
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Alchemist has been found guilty. Time for her punishment.
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Latte ran out of the room first, not even wanting to stay around. Everyone else has already realised something.
Their life is just a game.

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