Konnichiwa, minna-san. Please, call me Maroki-chan.
Today I will teach you how to Japan. For real.
I will make it as entertaining as possible, but this language takes real effort to master, and you probably should look to more professional sources if you are serious about it.
So, are you ready for pain? Look no further than good ol' Ni-hon-GO.
Hajimemashou.
