Dragon Emperor Of The Green[highschool dxd OC]

randomness

A past too dark, even for the Buddha:

Shino: what the hell are you? *Points at a giant bald monk*

Buddha: you have many regre- oh god.

Shino: ...you just looked into my past didn't you

Buddha: *commits die*

Shino: nothing new *walks away*

How does a shino reproduce?:

Issei: so you're a plant?

Shino: yes

Issei: and a fairy?

Shino: yes

Issei: and a dragon?

Shino: yes

Issei: and two people at once?

Shino: more than that but, yes.

Issei: ....how do you reproduce!?

Shino: simple. I'm infinitysexual *breaks down a wall and flies away*

Issei: how did my life come to this.

What's seggs?:

Dave: soo... Why are you here? *Points at shino*

Shino: what the hell is sex?

Dave: ...

Shino: ...

Dave: *starts to sweat*

Shino: *stares into Dave's souls*

Dave: f-fine!

Shino: finally!

Dave: so, when you insert your cucumber into....

*2 hours later*

Shino: thanks dave

Dave: *drowns in his tears*

Coffee bros:

Shino: coffee?

Accelerator: coffee.

(No accelerator is not going to in this story)

Shino's internet crusade!:

Shino: how...to...sex...

*7 hrs later*

Ophis: sho it's been seven hours what are you-

*Shino staring at his computer fixated on a rose growing*

Ophis: I'll join. *Sits on his lap and starts to watch the rose grow*

*Issei enters a few hours after"

Issei: ...

Shino: ...

Ophis who is eating some cookies: ... *Crunch*

*Issei promptly leaves without saying a word*

Shino talks with great red:

Shino: so you're the red Lizard that's been troubling my girlfriend?

Great red: yes

Shino: you're smaller than the void maggots.

Great red: the what now?!

Shino: nothing.

Dimensional differences:

Shino: what did you want to talk about?

Issei: random question but does your universe have dragon ball?

Shino: it's fish eyes

Issei: Full metal Alchemist?!

Shino: empty rock fleshcrafter.

Issei: that sounds horrifying! A certain magical index?

Shino: a random scientific book.

Issei: a certain scientific accelerator?

Shino: a unknown magical decelerator.

Issei: bleach!?

Shino: water

Issei: RWBY?

shino: we have two of those SHDW and BBWG

issei: the hell does the second one mean?

Shino: dunno creator was killed by a random spear to the chest.

Issei: ok last one. Metamorphosis?

Shino: what?

Issei: 17703?

Shino: oh you mean 23317? It's a very wholesome doujin, hell the main character from Rico's normal chores appered in it.

Issei: you lost me on wholesome.

A valentine's day special:

Shino: what...is...valentine's...day...

3 hours later.

Ophis: sho I am hungr- *sees a chocolate mountain with shino laying on top of it*

*Ophis flies up to the top and lays down beside shino*

Shino: happy valentines day

Ophis: what's valentine's day?

A/n
Sup finals have started and next part is 50% complete. Also 14th was my birthday!