My girlfriend told me this story about myself. Apparently it's the story of when she fell in love with me, gross.
I forget why, but we needed a screwdriver for something, but of course it was a stupid square head which you can never find.
During our search for the specific screwdriver I found like seventeen hammers. I then yelled:
"Who the fuck buys even one hammer?!?! Why are there so many fucking hammers?!?!?!?! You don't need a hammer, anything can accomplish a hammers job!!!!!!!!!!"
It was those words that made this girl think, "wow, this guy's amazing." I don't know why.
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RandomThese things actually happened Lmao. Will be redacting all names for legal reasons. Told from my point of view.