Funny stories(about the author)

Love story

My girlfriend told me this story about myself. Apparently it's the story of when she fell in love with me, gross.

I forget why, but we needed a screwdriver for something, but of course it was a stupid square head which you can never find.

During our search for the specific screwdriver I found like seventeen hammers. I then yelled:

"Who the fuck buys even one hammer?!?! Why are there so many fucking hammers?!?!?!?! You don't need a hammer, anything can accomplish a hammers job!!!!!!!!!!"

It was those words that made this girl think, "wow, this guy's amazing." I don't know why.