conspiracy theories about cartoons we grew up with

Wild thronberrys #2

Nigel is closeted gay  man and sex therapist  Marianne is the only one that know that her husband is gay  also they swingers but males only cause when they met each other shortly she found out that he gay she didn't want to tell her mom to arrange a marriage between someone else and her cause she was 16 when he met her and he was 20 gross I know but when they got married  they had sex with guy dj that night Debbie was made  next up is Donnie  the  jungle boy I guess that your call him but actually he has A condition that his Brian believes he a toddler in a 10 year old body     Next is Darwin is monkey in the show but he Eliza  friend kind of  when Eliza was 4 years her parents didn't pay attention to her or her siblings so they thought it would be a great idea to let them pay a African mob  village for one orphan when Eliza gets to 18 years old she has a choice to adopted him illegally or the mob will kill him  her parents did the same thing to Debbie  but she told them she doesn't want a creepy boy of a different color (yes she racist).  Debbie is bitchy wannabe popular teenager  but she is a drug addict since she was 13   And she sold her body to pay for the drugs Cause you guessed it the parents didn't pay attention to them    When she turned  17 her parents  pay  mob to threaten to kill her if she doesn't go to rehab but they misunderstood the mission she got shot  last is Eliza  she nerdy lesbian who self harms herself cause she get cyber bullied by people who sees her blogs about her nature life and yes she adopted Darwin  is now a happy mom and wife