conspiracy theories about cartoons we grew up with

Ninjala #1

Van's parents are party people the night of the fire (episode 1 I might do each episode as a #1 and #2 and some on) his parents was having a party van was in his room playing with his action figures ninjas one of the drunken guest thought it would be awesome to see a couch on fire and pour booze on it so that how Van dad dead saving his son before he dead he handed van a old ninja action figure that van's dad had when he was a kid his last words to van was "this is shinobi I had him since I was your age promise me you will not turn out like me i............ (gasped for air) love you son make me proud" then he dead in the hospital doctor checked van for injuries his grandpa (the guy with white beard) take him back home to help him clean up then van found his father porn hiding spot (when van is talking about how it all happened with the ninjas he actually watching his old man porn videos to relieve stress) next day at ( ninja headquarters) abandoned crack house his grandpa lies to van telling him his mom going to be at work for few months and he going to teach van how to be a ninja but actually he creepy prevy grandpa who going to sale van to random people to support his drug problem
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Lucy got ice cream with some girls at her next school  two punks bump into them  the boys push them to the ground drag them to the dark alley and cover them mouth and told the girls and Lucy your going to pay for screwing up my shirt and the girls got sexually assaulted  the boy with a messed up shirt came to Lucy about to do the same to her before she grab her pocket knife and killed him and his friend ran to him and she stabbed him in the ass  she try to help the girls get to a hospital or cops but they called her freak and to go away    She got transferred to a new school again that where she met cloe  they became best friends in a short week then one day when Lucy told her she don't want ice cream  cloe got hit and killed by a car    Her parents sent her  to  special school for trouble kids  cause they believed Lucy  always got in trouble like she made B 'a on her report cards  and she killed and stabbed two boys and they think she pushed cloe in front of the car that killed her  turned out it was the abandoned crack house  she walked in she saw  little kids in dog crates and three teenager boys walked told her she fresh meat. Can't wait to taste you  (being disgusting prevs   Few days she started stealing and robbing people
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Jane is chemist  who makes the drugs with van's grandpa and she also a hooker all day she makes the drugs and plans her appointments on the internet she notice her 9 o'clock  appointment is a threesome with a guy she knows she gets there and she stepped in blood  she looks around and blood everywhere she saw they was making heroin. Her pimp walked behind her   He tried to kill her he tied her to the wall and he makes a bomb  her friend knocked out the pimp they talked about something  they go back to crack house  and the bomb kills her pimp or did it
*************************************************kappei lives with his grandpa who head of KKK he yells at kappei for being different and wannabe fake ass ninja  then grandpa kkk members comes in and one of the members started talking to grandpa about how he should retire and let him but head member they get in a fist fight kappei try's to help his grandpa  but the member pushed him into a wall. Grandpa throws a bag of flour at the people so grandpa can grab kappei and run out the back door into the woods as they walk grandpa tells him someday he will be head member as his dad and him and his great grandpa was  they get to his grandpa moonshine side business and a squirrel jumps on kappei head he freaks out then they sit down as his grandpa talk to him about how to make the moonshine and something about how squirrels got here and that they was aliens (the squirrels) the members find them and members and kappei fight by kappei throwing moonshine in one of their faces and then he break hug glass in the other face so on.  Grandpa and kappei walked out of the woods then grandpa told him  grandpa has a twin brother that lives in somewhere town look for him and tell him who you are
*************************************************emma is homeless street performer  but at night she  stops crime kind of she robs  criminals one night  she met Lauren   A modeling agent next day she goes on a show   Her anxiety gets to her she froze up for second some people cheer her on after she won Lauren told her about a school for special kids with talent and some bullshit lie to want Emma to go to the school