Headcannon - Valentines Day

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Fluff. That's it. I have no more energy and I will probably be sobbing after this one. Not because of Valentine's, oh no. Because of something else. What else? Wouldn't you like to know.

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  -You remembered

  -He didn't

  -Valentino literally had to shove a calender in his face to remind him that the holiday existed

  -he got upset with himself for a second but ended up getting you some coupons.

  -What kinda coupons? Well, Vox isnt very big on PDA, nor is he a big fan of pet names in public. He gets flustered and embarrassed easily.

-these were coupons that gave you one free pass each for some kind of PDA.

  -If you coughed up the coupon, he had to comply.

  -these things never expired

  -you had been stockpiling some from other holidays he couldnt figure what else to get you that you would actually like.

  -it was his go to now.

  -he didnt know you were actually saving them up

  -today was the day you used them though, and he was giving you more today as well, so more pain for him and more joy for you.

  -you deliberately picked out the most crowded space you could think of just to make it worse for him

  -you love him, and he loves you. Hell would not forget that.

  -you went to Verosika's Valentines concert, and you had brought a large duffel bag.

  -"Are you planning to murdet someone?-"

  -right before the concert started you opened the bag to show him the mass of coupons you had gathered.

  -he was so confused

  -when you told him you were cashing them in, he damn near exploded.

  -he was already so flustered

  -you immediately grasped his claw in yours and pulled him on top of someone's truck.

  -people would see you and you would see the concert better.

  -You had already taken care of the dude who owned the car so technically it was yours now, but eh.

  -people were staring, and you took advantage of it by giving him kisses while handing him a kiss coupon, hugging and snuggling, holding hands, and etc. All of this was done while giving him a coupon for the specific act of PDA.

  -He done died.

  -Once the concert was over, you both went to the 666 news station and you made him sit at the desk with you.

  -Katie had to deal with it cuz her boss and his lover were the ones in her way and she didnt wanna go bye bye from hell.

  -Tom kept aww-ing when you called Vox a pet name or held his hand or something.

  -Vox was a lamp now. Watch out for Val cuz he might try to steal yo manz.

  -Once the day was over, you both headed to his house and ended up cuddling.

  -You gave him a PS6. You loved him so much you got him something that hadnt even been made yet.

  -he fucking loves you.

  -and you love him.

  -Hell better not forget it.

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Anyways hi my fellow assholes. How ya doing?

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Yeah anyways imma cut to the chase.

I'm posting this today because I'm already gonna be busy on Valentines.

What am I gonna be doing?

Bawling my eyes out

If you couldn't tell from my profile, I'm not exactly the straightest person you will ever meet.
Its not easy to find a suitable mate for me, and its even harder to find one that likes me the same way I like them.
I am forever single
That's ok
Because honestly, if I were to get into a relationship it probably wouldnt end well
Scratch that it definitely wouldnt end well.
Anyways, happy valentines day

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