Ashton at the infamous mancave:
Ashton: [knocks ont he door AS he opens it because he's annoying like taht]
Michael: Go away
Ashton: BRO this is NICE! I love all the color coronation
Michael: Coordination and what the fuck are you doing here
Ashton: haha you were always the funny one back in the day! ah good times...it's been so long. life moves so fast we are all going to die. anyway, nature. i've grown close to it in our long time apart. have you ever heard the trickle of a stream? when was the last time you saw the sun setting over t-
Michael: SERIOUSLY MOM CAN YOU STOP INVITING HIM OVER
Ashton: she just wants you to go out and see what the beautiful world has to offer y-
Michael: HE'S THE REASON I DON'T GO OUTDOORS

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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•