Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on
Bodyguard: No Ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
Bodyguard: Michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't, Jesus
Bodyguard: This is not a legitamte place to get tattoos
Bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
Bodyguard: You know what's punk rock
Bodyguard: BEHAVING YOURSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
Bodyguard: Stop! Talking! To strangers! Ashton!
Bodyguard: Where the fuck is Luke
Bodyguard: Michael did you fucking sell Luke for a ps4
Bodyguard: I can't believe you fucking sold Luke for a ps4
Bodyguard: Calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
Bodyguard: Luke I am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your windoe when we get in the car
Bodyguard: Did he just
Bodyguard: He fucking rolled down the window Jesus Christ
Bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
