*Michael as a parent*
Kid: I can't sleep there's a monster under my bed.
Michael: IT'S EATING MY ARM HELP!! Just kidding he only eats kids

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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
Monster Under My Bed
*Michael as a parent*
Kid: I can't sleep there's a monster under my bed.
Michael: IT'S EATING MY ARM HELP!! Just kidding he only eats kids