!They are in 6th year and are friends¡
Harry : Hey, Draco?
Draco : What, Harry?
Harry : What's your type in a lover?
Draco : Huh? Well, I like midnight-black hair, emerald green eyes, hilarious, very oblivious, and glasses. Oh, and is in Gryffindor.
Harry : Sounds like me. But, I'm not a female.
Draco : Your stupid.
Draco walks away from Harry.
Harry : Wait a bloody minute, Draco's gay! DRACO, GET YOUR GAY BUTT BACK HERE!
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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
HumorJust pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original Originals : Sirius Black Jokes Pansy's confession Harry Lost His Geek Harry's computer canno...