Harry : Come on, guys! I'm super straight!
Hermione : As if. You're as straight as Malfoy.
Harry : See?
Ron : Mate... Malfoy's gay-.
Harry : Really?
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Harry is wrapped in a pride flag a week later
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Harry : Guys, I want to tell you something...
Ron : Finally! You are so in denial, mate.
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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
HumorJust pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original Originals : Sirius Black Jokes Pansy's confession Harry Lost His Geek Harry's computer canno...