Pansy : Hey, Dray? Blaise?
The boys : Yeah?
Pansy : I'm as straight as Granger's hair.
Draco : But, Granger's hair is curly?
Blaise : Drak, she's saying she's gay. And now, we are the gay trio.
Draco : OHH. But the Golden Trio's gay too.
Blaise : Dang it
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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
HumorJust pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original Originals : Sirius Black Jokes Pansy's confession Harry Lost His Geek Harry's computer canno...
7 - Pansy's Confession
Pansy : Hey, Dray? Blaise?
The boys : Yeah?
Pansy : I'm as straight as Granger's hair.
Draco : But, Granger's hair is curly?
Blaise : Drak, she's saying she's gay. And now, we are the gay trio.
Draco : OHH. But the Golden Trio's gay too.
Blaise : Dang it