Daria Cohen And Mina Rose Adventures

The Jamdown

It's like the showdown but it's replace with jam throwing any flavor you choose. 

Daria and Mina were sitting at their chairs looking over many scripts from The Night to The Showdown as the camera man was once again taking dozen of pills from the high stress he has from dealing with two vampires.

Camera Man: Ms. Cohen I'm just letting you know once this season is over I'm going to retired.

Daria: Wish you could but when you and Duke got wasted he had you sign a contract.

Camera Man: Baaaaaah I didn't sign shit!

Daria: Yes you did look.

Daria shows the cameraman the demonic contract and without paying attention he say red handwriting at the end.

I Camerman bound my work and hours to Ms. Cohen until The Vampair Series is completely finished.

Camera Man: THAT SPAGHETTI MOTHER FUCKER TRICKED ME!?

Daria: My son is cleary not a good role model.

Mina: You want some vegan chicken nuggets?

Daria: Sure sorry Camera Man you're gonna have to deal with this on your own.

Mina: I did warn you not to go out with a sleeze ball like him but you were desperate to get drunk.

The Camera Man sighs after Duke bribe him to sign a contract now he can never leave.

Meanwhile Duke and Missi got there Showdown outfits on and ready to start the dance off.

Missi: When this is over I'm going to rip your head off.

Duke: Please I'm immortal

Missi: Yeah but there's many ways i can kill you.

Duke: Why did you resurrect me in the first place. If you hated me that much you could just leave dead and leave.

Missi: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

Duke: Do you hate me that much?

Missi: Yes I wanted you to die killing you in the sunlight wasn't enough for me you need more pain.

Duke: You really are a bitch.

Mina: Okay ummm we kinda have a problem....

Duke: Oh hey Mina like my leg reflexes just doing a warm up~

Mina: Oh drop dead Duke no it's about Daria.

Duke: Look tell my Mom I need extra cash because I'm going round two with that zombie prostitute.

Mina slaps Duke on his pointy nose as he rubs his boo boo.

Duke: Owwwwee why do I always have to get hit.

Missi: No one likes you.

Mina: Daria hurt her drawing arm.

Missi: How?

Mina: Well she went to use the restroom and missed the step because she was looking at this new recipe for vegan chicken nuggets and she couldn't get up. A girl with dark brown curly hair found her and place in a room with a bed and huge tablet for her to relax.

Duke: How are we going to rehearse then!?

Missi: We kinda need our Mom here to do the parts. In case this prick messes up things ( Points at Duke)

Duke: Bitch don't even start!

Camera Man: CAN YOU BOTH OF YOU JUST STOP ALREADY!?

Mina: Will have to postpone until Daria is fully healed.

Missi: What are we suppose to do then?

Duke: Hey what's the deal with this jam?

Camera Man: Oh a guy name Dick was having a Jam sell and no one didn't want to buy it so I said fuck it I'll pay you're jam. I thought it was one nope he gave me 666 jams all different kinds!?

Duke took a closer look at the jams he open one strawberry and dip his slender finger and looked at Missi with a large grin on his face and threw a slab of jam onto her hair.

Missi: YOU FUCKER!

Missi said gritting her teeth as she grabs the grape jam opens the lid and throws the grape jam onto Duke's suit. This really pissed off Duke so he went to get orange jam and throw it at Missi. Then Missi gets blueberry jam to throw at Duke. The two vampires hold each knife using it as a scopper to throw jam at each other it was known as

" The Jamdown".

Missi did a small twirl with her knife slabs of grape jelly hitting Duke all over his face. As Duke took a step on the roof kneeling down throwing the strawberry jam slabs onto Missi. There was jam everywhere from the ceiling, bar, the living room, windows, portraits, even on the camera man who was covered in different flavors of jam while reading a hentai magazine he found in the trash on his way to the castle.

Mina was holding Daria's hand while they were watching Wicked that was free on YouTube.

Mina: Would it be great if we were on Wicked. It's kinda like Threnody to be honest.

Daria: I wouldn't mind I'll totally be down for it.

Mina: Who would you want to be ?

THUD!?

Daria: Ehh there's my children again.

Mina: Should we?

Daria: They can take care of themselves. I need my robe not going to do anything today.

Mina hands Daria her white robe and lays back continuing to watch Wicked and fluffs her pillow and lays down.

Duke: NOW YOU'RE DEAD!

Missi: NOT UNTIL I GET TO YOUR FIRST!

DUKE: I HOE SILVER!

Camera Man: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE.

Mina: You show there going to be okay?

Daria: Eh they're fine

Mina: Just asking

Back in the main hall the castle was covered in jam from blueberry, strawberry,  orange, grape, pickle, watermelon, banana, peach, even tomato jam as the tune called " The Flower Duet". Minose was hiding under the covers hoping that this jam madness was over.

Duke and Missi stopped since they were all out of jam to throw and there eyes looked directly at the camera man ad they both tackled him on the ground.

Camera Man: AHHH WHAT GIVES!

Duke and Missi: WE NEED MORE JAM!

Camera Man: Well you pyschopaths used it all up. But you did save me a trip to take all 666 jars back to my place now I don't need to.

Duke: What are suppose to do now.

Missi: My back is aching from bending and doing so many twirls I'm going to take a shower and sleep.

Duke: Same I'm too young for this shit.

Missi: Please old man.

Duke: Shut Up!

Camera Man: YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!?

In the aftermath Daria arm was so much better and got plenty rest and relaxation she was ready to animate and complete " The Showdown ".

Daria: Alright let's get working feeling good and back to business.

Mina: I'm so glad Daria.

When Daria and Mina got back the castle was all jammed up. They slowly back away and decided go to Mina's place to chill for the night until someone cleans the place. They hired the Camera Man.

Camera Man: Fuck my life

End ~