Daria Cohen And Mina Rose Adventures

100 Reasons Hating Duke

Daria: Ugh what is it Duke?

Duke: I just don't understand why don't girls or anyone like me they prefir Missi over me!

Duke makes a glamorous pose his hand over his hand and the other against the curtain as Missi comes in sitting next to him placing a red journal on the desk and writing while talking to him.

Missi: Let me give you some excruciating points of why no one bothers with you or no one likes you.

Duke: I think I'll pass Missi you say horriable things to me all the time.

Missi: Yes but I'm going to be honest here the truth hurts Duke.

Duke: Ugh just get it over with so I won't hear more of your blabbering.

Missi: One you have no manners for ladies or even gentleman of your own kind. Two you act like a child at certain items, Three you always make a fuss about everything worst than me it can be even the little things.

Duke AHHHH THAT'S NOT TRUE! I have some moments but not all the time.

Missi: Anyway Four you smell and stink don't you like take a shower or something. Five you like to sleep with  young girls or ladies and even get them pregnant! Six even Satan can't understand you all the sins you do. Seven you always think everday is a celebration and have that stupid smile upon your face. Eight your snoring is so loud the dead can  probably hear that miles from the castle. Nine you get horny too easily which makes me sick. Ten you get scream like sisssy!

A few hours later

Duke drank more whiskey to keep him alive from Missi ranting all over him but it didn't seem enough for him so he drank the whole bottle one setting and collapsed on the ground.

Missi: One hundred you have a big long pointy nose.

( Duke falls on the ground)

Missi: Now he's drunk. Well I'm out.

Daria came back shopping with Mina to a store filled with Gothic supplies so they can decorate the wall for the attire they had pretty good sales and no one was even in the store. Mina place the bags on the counter Daria bought some chocolate because shopping killed her by so much items they wanted.

Mina: That was the best shopping day ever Daria.

Daria: Yeah I can't feel my legs...

Mina: Let's take a break and figure it out what you wanna do next?

Daria: I need to sit ( Sits down ) Much better.

Duke: ( Snores)

Daria: Not again

Mina: Didn't he drink yesterday?

Daria: I guess he didn't have enough.

Duke sniffles hugging the whiskey bottle around his long arms curled up in a ball.

Mina: Okay I'm going to help Airad with some sorting out gothic clothes.

Daria: You do that I'll have to figure it out something with him.

Mina: Catch ya later.

Daria drags Duke to his long red sofa throwing him like a sack of potatoes waiting for him to rant or blabber.

Duke: Who am I? Me a fellow vampire living in a lonesome castle for several years. My mother passing and my father I dare not speak if he's even alive. I want to find a bride of my very own but NO I'VE BEEN REJECTED AND REJECTED!

Duke holds on a rose wandering around the room then leaping on the balcony covering his face walking backwards. Daria made a WTF face texting Mina hoping she's doing alright instead of Daria's situation.

Mina's Text: Hi Daria me and Airad just finish putting the gothic clothes away in the closet. I'm going to head back how thing's with spaghetti arms.

Daria's Text: H E L P M E....

Mina's Text: Geesh it's that bad.

Duke: Maybe because I'm evil and no one loves you when you're evil? You know what that's fine. I'm happy who am I DUKE OF VAULTS IS MY NAME! I'm happy and I'll get my vengeance on Missi and other's or try to crosspath me! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Daria's Text: Why did he turn out like this....

Mina's Text: He's your son remember

Daria's Text: I was trying to forget that thank you.

Mina's Text: I'm on my way.

Daria's Text: You better I don't know how much I can take.

Duke: MOMMY I NEED A HUG!

Daria: EWWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME!?

Duke: MOMMY!

Daria: SATAN GIVE ME THE STRENGTH NOT TO KILL A VAMPIRE!

Mina grabs Daria from the red sofa and hiding in the cemetery.

Daria: THANK YOU!

Mina: I never knew that Duke was so dramatic.

Daria: Welcome to my world....