Daria Cohen And Mina Rose Adventures

Remember Kids Follow The Dukester Orders XD.

Here we again by the way how are all of you Spooklings doing during this quarantine? Hope you all are doing well and being safe. As you can see Daria Cohen made another lovely Vampair doodle of our fav vamp who we love to hate and ( Coughs) fucked... DUKE! He has a lot of nerve to tell us doesn't he have nine fingers? Whoops now's he's really going to kill me XD. Alright enjoy! ^^

                  Duke's Pov

UGH!!!!!!! Fucking quarantine sucks! I can't really go out, get fucked, drink in any local bar I choose even the underworld is under quarantine is this the end of the world for some coronavirus? Well it shouldn't be that bad I can catch up with my reading , drink all the stash of wine I ever had, chat with some hot singles on the internet,I can sleep in all day, best part of all. I can be nude whenever I feel like it yup this is going to be great. Before all that stuff begins I need to clean up my whole castle what if the coronavirus had spread by anything I touch? SHIT I'M GETTING THE SUIT AIN'T NO WAY SOME VIRUS IS GOING TO STOP ME. They call me The Dukester for nothing! I got my suit on, gloves fit tight, long boots, mask oh one last thing plays four seasons by Vivaldi starting with Autumn. Cleaning up the shelfs, carpet, candles, curtains, sex toys, hanger, doors, windows, my own bed and coffin. Okay that should do. Now I need to make sure my left thumb okay. Damn even the cleaning made it disgusting twizzers, medicine cream, and bandaids. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! That hurts but must stop the infection these masks can barely fit my long nose my mouth is still open well at least humans can be safe and wash their hands. FUUUUUUUUUCK the medicine is much worse than the twizzers at least I can see the faces I'm doing at the mirror because I have no reflection. Banaid and done. After that I place some signs in my grass about this virus and remember to wash your hands. Now time for a glass of wine and get fucked.

Girl: Mister do you know nobody follows the rules.

Boy: Yeah we like germs and chaos.

Girl: Apparently washing your hands won't kill the virus it's like any virus if you ask me.

Boy: Your being overdramatic who puts all these signs up from the virus.

Girl: We did all the " Safety" steps from our parents twenty four seven. Wait are you a old man?

Boy: Yeah it said the elderly get the virus easy becuase there body is slowing down, and can't really do much.

Girl: Well sure you should stay safe we thought you were an young adult but I guess your elderly it makes sense.

Duke was twitching his eye, curled up his fingers to fist these kids think that he's one of the elderly also not really taking him seriously about the virus. Even though he's a vampire he does not want to be infected or dead wait isn't he dead yeah it can't kill him or is it?

Duke: Boy, Girl ( COME HERE~) 

The boy and girl did what they were told and caught close to Duke this time instead of talking back they were shivering how dark, creepy, tall Duke became as he grabbed both of with his sharp fingers blood dripping down as he let them go folding his hands and saying this.

Duke: Wash your DAMN hands!!!!!!!!

He said Ponting his finger on both of them giving them don't fuck with me look as the boy and girl run home screaming out there lungs trying to get help.

Duke: Idiots.......

Duke sighs of irritation and heads back to the caslte slumbering down his red couch instead of wine he took a shot of whiskey.

Duke: I fucking hate children......

Mina: Well I'm going to wash all 10 fingers.

Daria: Ohhhhhhh! Savage ( Blows horns)

Mina: At least I won't get infected by the virus I have all the materials I need.

Daria: Ohhhhh! ( Blows horns)

Duke: Don't rub it in

Mina: Sorry but I kind of like it.

End.