Daria Cohen And Mina Rose Adventures

Missi Next Door with Daria Cohen

Same shit as usual from Daria's post on Twitter anything related to Vampair or with her Admin Chan I lidgit just have to do a fan fic so here we go again XD. Alight enjoy!^^

                     Daria's Pov

I got out from bed feel like a fucking zombie not the from the fifth one that Duke banged oh no I have high class and can do way better than a stripper. I made my homemade coffee turning on my computer and drawing tablet last night I was animating parts of the season finale I can't believe the first season is ending I want to cry well season 2 and 3 are the backstory of Duke and Missi. I checked near my window I saw purple blazing lights and smoke my mind was like what the fuck? Who's doing black magic at 7:30pm!? It would have been better if it was 3:00am the witching hour. I swear Missi if your going to make a potion or create something sinister to get back at Duke can you please do it not near my place. Man I looked on how many frames I still need to complete. Also Damn I'm drawing my son so many times Duke you really want all the attention you slide dog. Focusing on testing for the next part I hear a KABOOM!!!!!! Oh for the devil's sakes that's it I'm going to that place.

Daria: MISSI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missi opens the door her face was black covered from whatever she was trying to do.

Missi: What? Can't you see that I'm busy!

Daria: Hello I don't want to be rude buuuuut your black magic shit is interrupting me from animating and I just had my coffee so could you please keep it down.

Missi: Sure I'll do that.

Daria: Really?

Missi: Yeah over my dead body! You wanna come in?

Daria: What you want me to come in even though you refuse my offer?

Missi: If your curious of what I'm doing then I suggest come in before I change my mind.

Daria: Fuck it I'm in

Missi show me around her place although she prefir the castle but she couldn't get in because Duke was under " Quarantine " also the castle was surrounded by police tape but Missi can just easily beat Duke with the staff oh she'll have to stay with him that's why she left good move Missi really good.

Missi: Here this is the room where I do my black magic.

Daria: Damn looks like you got busy

Missi: I'm trying to summon something from the underworld to eat or kill Duke.

Daria: Missi hate to break it to you but when your resurrect Duke back from the dead that was it he's now living until some magic strange force appears to end him. Also why did you actually do it?

Missi: Because now I'm a super mega Bitch and I can.

Daria: Okie sounds.... gooooood.

Missi: Want to help me out with this next one? I keep screwing up but this time I know I'll get it right.

Daria: Sure I'll dump the ingredients while you read them to me.

Missi: Sounds fair first an eyeball

Daria: Eyeball oh gosh that's gross it's an real human eye!

Missi: Just dump it in!

Daria: Fine!

Daria throws the eyeball

Missi: Dozen of skulls

Daria: From Duke's dungeon there's a lot of  skulls from his previous victim's. Okay dozen of skulls.

Missi: Monster fat. It's in that jar on the top shelf to the right.

Daria: Got it.

Daria pours the monster fat in the cauldron the strong drenched smelled like rotten eggs.

Missi: Ripped book.

Daria: Try this one it's about demons

Missi: Yes this one is perfect rip them into tiny pieces then hand me the drop of poison.

Daria rips the book pages into tiny pieces as she sliced her self her blood drips into the cauldron then pours drops of poison.

Missi: How did you know that human blood was the last ingredient?

Daria: I just cut myself.

Missi: Alright here you stir as I use the staff to do the summoning.

Daria: Your the boss.

Missi points her staff directly at the cauldron her eyes glowing dark red as the staff opens it's mouth blowing red dust into the cauldron as Daria continue to stir. A few minutes later Mina comes in looking for Daria with a bag of sweets.

Mina: Hey Daria I brought chocolate!

Daria: Mina your just in time to see some black magic.

Mina: Is this Missi's place?

Daria: Long story I'll tell when we head back to my place and chill. You said you brought chocoalte.

Mina: Yeah I was waiting for you so we can watch The Nighmare Before Christmas  one of Tim Burton's films.

Daria: Damn it's today my bad I was animating then went to help Missi with some black magic shit.

Missi: Oh hey Mina!

Mina: Hi Missi!

Daria: WHAT!? Your so calm with Mina no fair.

Mina: I haven't seen Missi for a while after " The Showdown".

Daria: Don't remind it was a Bitch to but this all together.

Missi: IT'S RISING, IT'S RISING, YES MY CREATURE BE FREE AND ATTACK DUKE!

Daria: I think Missi is really losing it.

Mina: It's the staff

The huge hob glob monster with sharp teeth goes into to Duke's castle as Missi takes out binoculars to watch the whole scene. The hob blob monster sneezes at Duke as he gives him a tissue and not attacking he actually respects Duke helping him from the cold. Missi was furious and banged on the glass and started to destroy anything around here

Missi: YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO KILL ME NOT MAKE FRIENDS UGH!!!!!!!!

Daria: Wanna head out Mina?

Mina: Yeah let's do it.

End.