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cw - dialogue may be offensive towards certain religious groups

pdkhjoong - hongjoong
marseong - seonghwa
guest 1 - wooyoung
guest 2 - san
guest 3 - yeosang
hostess - yunho
manager - mingi
child guest - jongho





zero parental supervision

Hostess
Ladies and gentlemen, now showing:
everyone knows seongjoong are dating but themselves

guest 3
who the hell is the lady

manager
You

child guest
💀💀💀

Hostess
before i was RUDELY interrupted, this is part one of the series
Imagine this: Joong hyung buying a coffee and accidentally getting it all over his lips, seonghwa hyung conveniently having a handkerchief on him, and starts dabbing joong hyung's lips. Then Joong hyung lands a quick peck on hwa hyung's plump lips.
joong hyujg the proceeds to say: no homo, bro.

guest 1
YIKESSSSSS

guest 2
friend ZONED
LOOOOL

manager
not even friend zoned, manz got BRO ZONED!!!!!

Hostess
Now for the second imagine: Hwa being a camboy and joong is a sexually frustrated producer and then he stumbles upon his channel——

child guest
*choking noises*

manager
OO O OO  O

guest 1
damn that's
that's kinda
kinda
hot

pdkhjoong
wtf si this

manager
SHUCKS
YUNHO I THOGUHT WE REMIEVD HIM

Hostess
DOTN BALME THIS ON ME
I TOLD JONGHO TO DO IT

child guest
you always push the blame to me
waht the hell man
I told wooyoung hyung to do it

guest 1

guest 3You screwed up, lol

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guest 3
You screwed up, lol.
As usual, lol.

marseong
Damn balls spicy?

guest 1
HWA HYUNG AS WELL?!

marseong
wat

guest 1
I never thought you would type like that

marseong
well now u do
so hwta
we hot
we young

guest 3
damn mommy ok ig🙄🙄🙄

marseong
damn f u

pdkhjoong
i just wanted to produce music
for the rest of my youth

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