A/N:........... I don't know how to breath
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ren and ash: *holding their injured girlfriends from the yearly exterminator* Loona/Via! loona/via....
Loona/Octavia: ren/ash....
ren/ash: hang in there, octavia/loona
loona/octavia: I'm so happy...... to repay you...... from protecting me....... from so many..... years
ren/ash:........ Octavia/Loona!
*octavia and loona passed out*
ash/ren: loona/octavia! loona/octavia! .... loona/octavia....
* ren and ash both crying*
ren/ash: Noo!!! this isn't happening!! there is no reason for me to go on! what.... what am I fighting for!!!!
* at the background a imp holding a grimoire book*
axl: *drinking soda* I loved that scene and good thing I can see re create it *sipping soda* paid up ladies you own me 25$ buck
Loona and loona: ...... my boyfriend loves me so much and its really sad and happy at the same time
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ren: axl ain't the problem this year
ash: when you are gonna get it? axl ALWAYS the problem
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ash: ren, my old arch enemy.
axl: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
ash: I have a life outside of you, axl.
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*The group is getting into the car*
ash: I'm driving.
axl, out of view: Shotgun!
ren, turning to face axl: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except axl: WOAH-
axl, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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ash: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
axl: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
ren: Smad.
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ash: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
axl: Several traffic violations.
ren: Three counts of resisting arrest.
octavia: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
loona: Also, that's not our car.
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ash: So what's for dinner?
loona, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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axl: Why is valentino so sad?
velvet: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
axl: And...?
valentino: They got vox.
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axl: *Gently taps table*
valentino: *Taps back*
velvet: What are they doing?
vox: Morse code.
axl: *Aggressively taps table*
valentino: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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axl: I think vox was right.
valentino: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
velvet: They wouldn't do that.
vox: You're right, velvet. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
vox: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'vox Told You So' on the back*
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axl: Yo is vox sleeping or dead?
valentino: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
velvet: Yeah, so did I.
vox: Okay first of all, [[50%]] you-
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battlecat: You often use humor to deflect trauma
lee: Thank you
battlecat: I didn't say that was a good thing
lee: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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battlecat, tending to lee's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
lee: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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ranger: Goodnight moon.
ranger: Goodnight tree.
ranger: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
pokemon game in a nutshell
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ranger: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
*every pokemon games to save the world*
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manzana: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
charlie: You? Magic? manzana, it says talent show.
alastor: I won
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ren: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
stolas: What's that?
ren: Remorse code.
stolas: I'm even angrier now.
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ash: How many kids do you have?
blitzo: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
ash:I feel like I'm getting adopted
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ren, negotiating with blitzo: We have stolas. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
stolas: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
ren:
stolas: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
ren: STOLAS STOP
flashback end
ren: thus why stolas failed his, trying not get captured
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ren: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
octavia: Is it me, ren?
ren: No, it's not you.
stolas: Is it me, ren?
ren: It's not you either.
stella: Is it me, ren?
ren:
ren, mockingly: Is IT mE ren?
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blitzo: so... does it mean you and loona are friends or lover?
ash: *sigh* this is why A/N have 2 version of us
bltizo: wait what?
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ren: stella, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
stella: Well of course I have.
stella: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
stella: It's boring.
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stella: ren are you having a relationship with my daughter
ren: which one? friendship or lover?
stella: yes
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loona: who are you?
loona(v2): I'm you but ash is my unofficial big brother
blitzo: *stip his coffee* wait what!?
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ren: huh why is there a egg?
stolas: thats me and blitzy
ren:........ Via gonna be shock, happy or mad
stolas: your gonna be a great uncle figure
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Stella: your gonna be a great father figure ren
ren: thank you? I guess?
octavia: mom! why!?
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axl: *drinking 10 alcohol* heh nothing happens
* 5 seconds later*
axl: lets [[50%]] do this *eyelander sword* time to kill the exterminator and save the wolrd!!!!
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battlecat: whats 9+10?
axl: 21
battlecats:....... your a disappointment
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A/N: welp thats all I got for this, anyway before I'm finished this. do you want a white day special? white day is the day when a men who received chocolates on Valentine's Day gives back a gift of sweets to the person that gave them to him. On Valentine's Day in Japan, women usually give chocolates gifts to men. There is no exchange of presents. However, the following month, men return the favor by giving back.
battlecats: idk depends the readers and audiences want it or not
A/N: well if they want it I need ask their owner for permission if they want to join white day special chapter or even a pre-white day special just like pre-valentine day to prep up the story
battlecats: yeah but no pre-white day, you already did put pre-valentine day and valentines day special, you don't know if the owners want it or not
A/N: fine, still I'm excited for it especially waiting for a commission for lee chapter
battlecat: where is lee?
*lee location*
Lee:ok I need remember that I witness and participate that run, hope A/N will be my last therapist
*back to that place*
A/N: well excuse me, I'm gonna grind more items and upgrades my weapons on megaman x dive for white day event. Im waiting for white day zero cosmetic for a small boost for zero
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