OH HOW ALIKE THEY ARE ALSO SING THE SONG!!! ( JW) WITH CACTUS AND BEETLE

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Fire:*screaming*.

 Ice:*walks in*. 

Fire:*still screaming*. 

Ice:What is it? Fire:We have to delete a group.

 Ice:Wait you mean- 

Fire:Yes. 

Ice:But the group will be devastated. 

Fire:Yeah but....you know what let's just get on with dare everything will work out like it's supposed to. 

* Cactus, Beetle, players appear* 

Cactus:*inhales* WHY IS BEETLE HERE!!! 

Beetle:Because you love me. 

Cactus:I don't I really really don't. 

Winter:Ahh another hater. 

Moon:Wait a minute. *screams*. 

Turtle:What is it? 

Moon:LOOK ITS SANDWING WINTER AND HYBRID QIBLI. 

Cactus:Not true. 

Beetle:First I'm not Qibli. Second of all *dances around Winter* SPARKLY SPARKLY SPARKLY!!! 

Winter:AHHH ANOTHER QIBLI I CANT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN. 

Qibli:Kinda hurtful. 

Kinkajou:This is weird. Is no one going to say that Fire and Ice are acting like this is normal. 

Ice:Anything is normal in Truth or Dare. 

Fire:Correct sister. 

Ice:Don't call me sister ever again. 

Fire:I guess you don't watch My Pride. 

Fire:Cactus, Winter. Thoughts? 

Winter:Uh- 

Cactus:Move it snow face. *inhales* I HATE BEETLE. The stupid, weird, little, annoying, too excited, too happy, infuriating, oddly charming, buzz brain of a dragon, who will never be my friend as long I'm alive. 

Beetle:At least he said I'm charming. 

Winter..... Winter:I suddenly have respect for a dragon I've hardly met. 

Fire:*starts singing* I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I-

 Cactus/Winter:Shut up. 

Ice:Anyway you guys have to sing Sincerely Me by Dear Evan Hansen. Cactus can be Connor, Beetle is Evan, and who wants to be  Jared? 

*everyone steps aside except Qibli.

 Qibli:Fine. 

Fire:ready to start. 

Ice:Yep. Cactus start.

Cactus:Fine *starts singing*. 

Cactus:Dear Evan Hansen we've been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.

 Qibli:Why would you right that? 

Beetle:This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just-...I'll do it. 

Cactus:I've got to tell ya, life without out you has been hard- 

Qibli:Hard?

 Cactus:Has been bad-

 Qibli:Bad? 

Cactus:Has been rough! 

Qibli:Kinky! 

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