Wally:20
Artemis:21
Brucely:?
Dick:28
May 27th, 2014
Wally and Artemis' House
6:30pm
Wally goes inside his house.
Wally:Babe, I'm home.
He sees an Angry Artemis on the chair with her arms folded and staring him.
Wally:Hey Babe, you alright?
Artemis throws a bag at him.
Wally:Ow! Babe, what the heck.
Artemis starts throwing more stuff at Wally.
Wally runs and grabs Artemis.
Wally:Babe stop! What has gotten into you.
Artemis:Read the sign.
Wally:What sign?
Artemis points up.
Wally looks up and sees a sign that says "Happy 5th Anniversary, Wally and Artemis!"
Wally:Oh. I forgot.
Artemis:I know you forgot!
Artemis:All I ask for is one day, one!
Wally:Why do we have an anniversary, we're not even married.
Artemis:You don't have to be married in order to have an anniversary!
Wally:I didn't know that.
Artemis:I can't believe you, Wally. After I made you all this food as an anniversary gift.
Artemis uncovers the sheet on the table that has a lot of food on it.
Wally:Wow, Babe this looks great, I'm sorry I'll do anything.
Artemis:Too late Wally! I'm giving all this food to the dog!
Artemis gives all the food to Brucely.
Wally:NO!!!
Artemis:And you know what's funny! I said too late and yet you're the one with super speed.
Artemis goes to their bedroom.
Artemis:You're sleeping on the couch tonight!
Later.
Wally goes on his phone and calls Dick.
Dick:Hey Wally, what's up man?
Wally:I screwed up, Dick.
Dick:What's wrong?
Wally:I forgot mine and Artemis' anniversary.
Dick:Oh yeah, you definitely screwed up.
Wally:Then she gave all the food to the dog.
Dick:You know the funny thing is that Kori was the one to forget mine and her anniversary, and I forgave her for it.
Wally:That's because you're a good guy, Dick.
Dick:And you're saying Artemis isn't.
Wally:That's not what I meant.
Dick:Look dude, just make something and surely she'll forgive you.
Wally:Okay, thanks Dick.
The Next Morning.
Artemis:*Yawn*
Artemis walks in the kitchen and says Wally cooking pancakes.
Wally:Hey Babe, I made pancakes, you want some?
Artemis:Hmph.
Wally:C'mon I know you want some?
Artemis:Fine but only one.
Artemis bites the pancake.
Artemis:Oh my God.
Wally:What?
Artemis:This is the best pancake I have ever had.
Wally:I'm sorry.
Artemis:For what?
Wally:Y'know the anniversary.
Artemis:And I'm sorry for giving your food to Brucely.
They hug each other.
Wally:Awww, Hugs are nice.
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DC Relationship One Shots
RomanceI've decided that I will finish my Damirae One Shots in order to make room for some more DC relationships. (Most of these stories will sometimes be based on Roy Westerman and Phil Cho's "Earth-27" Project)
