Jason and Helena:19
Bruce:37
October 31st, 2009
Jason and Helena's Apartment
9:37pm
Jason comes inside their bedroom.
Helena:Welcome home.
Jason just ignored her.
Helena:Hey Babe, are you alright?
Jason just ignores her again.
Helena:Jason.
Jason:What?
Helena:What is going on with you?
Jason:Nothing.
Helena:Something's clearly going wrong with you.
Jason:Nothing is wrong, just a little mad that's all.
Helena:About what?
Jason:Still can't find the Joker.
Jason got a little mad when he said Joker's name.
Jason:Think I might go and find him again.
Helena:Just find him some other time. Hey we haven't had... y'know in a while and I want to do it.
Jason:Yeah I'll just go to the kitchen and get protection.
Helena:I'll be waiting.
Jason is taking a little while and it makes Helena agitated.
Helena:*Scoffs* What could be taking him so long?
Helena opens the door and sees Jason in his Red Hood outfit and was about to leave.
Red Hood:Oh shit.
Helena:Jason, what the hell is this!?
Red Hood:Okay I'm gonna go find the Joker again.
Helena:Oh I am so done with you Jason, all you care about is the Joker and not me!
Red Hood:Wha- Babe. C'mon-
Helena:If you're leaving then take your shit with you!
Helena slams the door and starts crying.
Red Hood:Oh f*ck.
Helena is just crying in the bed when she hears a knock on the door.
Helena:Go away!
Jason:Babe-
Helena:And don't call me that!
Jason:Babe, I'm sorry. I'll admit I have been a little obsessed with finding the Joker. But Babe you have to understand he killed me.
Helena:I hope he kills you again!
Jason:You don't mean that.
Helena:Go to Hell, Jason!
Jason:Already have been.
Helena:Look Jason, here's your choice, it's either me or Joker.
Jason:Babe I-
Helena:Me or Joker.
Jason:Well obviously you but I want to kill Joker.
Helena:Then go die again!
Jason:Alright you, I choose you.
Helena stops crying.
Helena:You do.
Jason:Yeah I do.
Jason kisses Helena.
Jason:Plus it has been a while since we did that.
Helena:So we're going to do it?
Jason:Yeah but not here.
Helena:Then where?
The Batcave
Batman:What is that noise?
Bruce sees Jason and Helena having sex on his batchair.
Batman:Oh goddammit, Jason!
Red Hood:Oh shit!
Red Hood and Huntress are putting on their clothes while running.
Red Hood:See ya around, Old Man!
Batman:I really wish I did save that kid from Joker.
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DC Relationship One Shots
Lãng mạnI've decided that I will finish my Damirae One Shots in order to make room for some more DC relationships. (Most of these stories will sometimes be based on Roy Westerman and Phil Cho's "Earth-27" Project)
