Shazam:13
Stargirl:14
Superman:33
Hall of Justice
January 10th, 2009
12:30pm
Shazam:Hey Superman.
Superman:Hey Billy, what's up?
Shazam:I need some advice.
Superman:About what?
Shazam:About... Women.
Superman:Oh.
Shazam:Like you've had like two girlfriends, right?
Superman:Use to date Lana Lang and now I'm dating Lois Lane, yes.
Superman:So who's the lucky girl, Billy?
Shazam:Courtney Whitmore.
Superman:Stargirl, the Step-Daughter of Pat Dugan aka S.T.R.I.P.E.
Shazam:Yeah.
Superman:Well I'd say give her flowers and chocolate.
Shazam:Really?
Superman:Yeah Girls love flowers and chocolate.
Shazam:Cool thanks Supes.
Shazam:Wow, My favorite superhero just gave me advice about romance.
Shazam knocks on Stargirl's door, she opens it.
Stargirl:Oh hey Billy.
Stargirl:Are those for me?
Shazam:Uh, Yeah.
Stargirl:You're such a sweet guy, Billy.
Stargirl:Say I hear LexCorp is making more Kryptonite, you wanna help me stop them?
Shazam:Yeah, I mean I love being a superhero it's one of my favorite hobbies.
Stargirl:Mine too.
S.T.A.R. Labs
1:00pm
LexCorp Henchman:Deliver the Kryptonite to Mr. Luthor, now.
Shazam:Those aren't going anywhere.
LexCorp Henchman:Oh crap, Shazam and... uh.
Stargirl:Stargirl, Cosmic Superstar.
LexCorp Henchman:Never heard of you, Get them!
Stargirl:Jerk.
Shazam:You foolish thugs of tyranny forget, I am just as strong as the Man of Steel.
Stargirl:Foolish thugs of tyranny, that is the cheesiest superhero sentence I have ever heard. I like it.
Shazam:Thanks.
Shazam:NGAHHHH!!!!!
Stargirl:What are you doing?
Shazam:SSJ3 Goku Roar.
Stargirl:You watch anime?
Shazam:Yeah.
Stargirl:Oh my God, so do I!
Shazam:What's your favorite anime?
Stargirl:I've always been a fan of Sailor Moon.
Shazam:Sailor Moon pfft, she's got nothing against Goku.
Stargirl:Keep dreaming, Sailor Moon is the best anime of all time.
Shazam:Nah It's obviously Dragon Ball Z.
LexCorp Henchman throws Kryptonite at Shazam.
Shazam:Dude I said I'm just as strong as Superman not I have the same weakness.
They start beating up the thugs.
Stargirl:Whew, Well that was fun.
Shazam:Selfie for Twitter.
Stargirl:OK.
Stargirl kisses Shazam on the cheek.
Stargirl:See ya around, Billy.
Stargirl leaves.
Shazam:Oh my God, she must really like me.
LexCorp Henchman:You got no chance.
Shazam:Shut up.
Twitter.
Shazam has made a new post.
Shazam:Saved the day with the Cosmic Superstar, Stargirl. #Igotachance.
Superman has commented on your post.
Superman:That's the one Kid, that's the one.
STAI LEGGENDO
DC Relationship One Shots
Storie d'amoreI've decided that I will finish my Damirae One Shots in order to make room for some more DC relationships. (Most of these stories will sometimes be based on Roy Westerman and Phil Cho's "Earth-27" Project)
