*ESFJ & ENFJ mix ingredients of cookie dough together*
ENFJ: This is fun! *eats a bit of the cookie dough*
ESFJ: Yeah! I bet they're gonna taste delicious when they're done-
ENFP: Hello!-
ENTJ: Get the fuck out.
ENFP: WHAT THE FUC-
ESFJ: ENTJ, PLEASE, INFP is here!
INFP: *sitting near countertop looking awkward*
ENFP: I think i can add something to make it even better! *smirks*
ENFJ: oh no that does not sound good.
ISTP from other room: nothing is ever good with ENFP
ENFP: im being attacked, what the fuck
ENTP: *yells from his bedroom* I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL WHOEVER BROKE MY JUJUTSU KAISEN POP FIGURE!
INFP: It was me!...
ENTP: *enters room* ...everyone deserves a second chance *smiles*
ESFP: WHAT THE HELL! YOU DIDNT SAY THAT WHEN I BROKE YOUR 'F' BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD
ENTP: THAT KEY ON MY KEYBOARD WAS PRECIOUS TO ME!
ESTP: yeah, for writing fanficti-
ENTP: SHUT UP, NO IT WASN'T
INFP: *looks wildly at ENTP*
ENTP: ... what?
ESFJ: I'm not even going to question it, ENFP what did you want to add?
INTJ: *smirks in the corner*
INTJ's mind: The plan is in action..
INTP: *chuckles in the corner next to INTJ*
ENFP: *looks at INTJ and INTP in a split second for reassurance*
ENFP: *adds 17 bags of sour gummy worms* AAAAAAAAH *sprints out of room*
ESFJ: WHAT-
ENFJ: WHERE DID SHE GET THAT FROM?
INTJ: *grins mischievously in pride away in the corner* that's my girl
INTP: huh?
INTJ: nothing!
INTP: *stares intently, then looks away*
ENFJ: NOOO, now it's ruinedddd!!!
INTP: just add cocaine, that'll make it better-
ESTJ: AAAAH NO INFP! *covers INFP's ears*
INFP: *looks majorly confused*
INTJ: *chuckles*
INTP: *hi-fives INTJ*
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*ESFJ, ESFP, ENFJ and ENTJ cleaning up kitchen*
*ENTP texting INFJ from the other side of the room*
ENTP: hehehehehe
INFJ: *gasp* how dare you..
ENTP: You're welcome
ENTP: *sends INFJ a cursed photo*
INFJ: *the light in her eyes leaves gradually and her smile drops to a frown*
ENTP: *smirks enjoying the misery*
INFJ: *fall into beanbag and blankets*
ENTP: my life is complete *smiles*
ISTJ: What did you do ENTP..
INFJ: *starts wailing*
ISTJ & ISFJ: *comforts INFJ*
ISFJ: What did you send her?
ISTJ: *looks at photo* oh god-
INFJ: NOOOOOOOOO! MONOPOLY MAN WHY, WHYYYYYYY!!! *continues to wail*
INFJ: HIS MUSTACHE IS GONE, AND NOW IM DEPRESSED *cries into blankets and drags herself to her room*
ISTJ: She's going to be mad at you.
ENTP: I know.
ISFJ: I- What is the purpose of you doing this.
ENTP: Enjoyment, and because i have the pleasure to send her anything i want when i feel like it.
ISTJ & ISFJ: *sigh*
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