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Going to public toilets:
The super secret agency mission:

Objective:
Not being seen in the evil bathroom

Step 1:
Getting yourself a spy of either the male or the female gender who you can trust

Step 2:
Sending them into the restroom to check if anyone's in there

Step 3:
If there is no one, sneaking in quickly and locking yourself into a stall

Step 4:
Listening closely for anyone who might enter the bathroom,
if people do, counting how many enter from the sound and waiting for them all to leave again

Step 5:
Checking through the door crack if you're actually alone

Step 6:
Running to the sink

Step 7:
Speed-washing your hands

Step 8:
Sprinting out and pretending you just came from around the corner

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