Dream oneshots

incorrect quotes

Dream, digging his grave - Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

Everyone in the harem - *concerned*

Benchtrio + author from the back - can I get one ?
___________________________________________________

Author - I know your darkest desires, Your deepest pleasures, your hidden secrets. I'm the demon who'll provide you with all that you desire.

Everyone in the harem - *scared*

Dream - what she means is 'hey, If you want a fanfic of any kind just tell me. I'll make you one .'

The harem - *confused*

___________________________________________________

Illumina - where's Author ?

Dream - I'll do you one better, HOW'S author ?

Sapnap, from the window - I'll do YOU one better, WHEN'S author ?

Author, emerging from a plothole - I'll do ALL OF YOU one better, WHY'S AUTHOR ?!

Dream - oh hey, look ! A plothole !
___________________________________________________

A puppy - Woof ! Woof !
Dream, absolutely awestruck - Aww ! What a cute little puppy !
*Dream picks it up and hugs it*
??? - woof ! Woof !
*Dream turns around and sees quackity on all fours imitating a dog*
Dream - *genuinely concerned*

___________________________________________________

Dream - tommy, what do you have there ?
Tommy - n-nothing big D.
Dream - are you sure ??
Tommy, scared - y-yes ?
Dream - ok !
Everyone present in the room - *confused at the sudden mood change*

___________________________________________________

Reader - Drem ! I dare you to kiss the person you love the most !
Dream - *goes near quackity*
Ouackity, blushing - *squeeling silently*
Dream - Quackity...
Ouackity - y-yes Dream ? *Blushing intensely and is excited*
Dream takes a gulp and finally opens his mouth while blushing- can you..
Quackity - c-can I what ?
Dream takes a deep breath and says - can you please move ? I have to get to techno.
Techno spits out his drink.

Reader to author - Did you record it ?
Author - Always~...
Reader - soo... What do we do with him ? *Point to the ground*
Quackity on the ground in a fetal position - *crying*
Author - let's let him suffer.

Dream and techno in the background - *dancing like a couple while kissing*

___________________________________________________

Sam - Dream, what do you have there ?

Dream, holding a baby and some coffee- starbucks...

___________________________________________________

Set in an au where dream's the god of death and Punz is another god.

___________________________________________________

Punz - I can sense that death is coming for me

Author - If my ears are correct, and if your room isn't soundproofed, then I'm pretty sure the opposite happens every night.

Punz - *embarrassed*
___________________________________________________

Everyone in a sleepover, but some people share different rooms.

Author - *outside dream's room with a cup pressed against the door and her ear*

George - umm, what are you doing ?

Author - thirst has no curfew~

What author's hearing - dream : oh~ Punz~ s-so good, AhA~ mm~ m-more~

___________________________________________________

Author - what do you call a fish without an eye ?

Dream and techno together - Amblyopsidae

Author and author's friend - ...

Author's friend - Fsh...

___________________________________________________

Sam - hey dream !

Dream - yeah Sam ?

Sam - do you know why tongues are the strongest muscles in to body ?

Dream - idk dude, why ?

Sam - wanna fight ?

Dream, red faced - ...

___________________________________________________

Eret - DREAM ! HELP US ! The egg has the entire SMP ! It has George !

Dream - well, why should I help ? They egg doesn't seem to bother me.

Eret - They have techno, phil and ranboo !

Dream - oh that bitch is going to pay

Eret - playing favourites aye ?

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sam - uhh author ? What are you doing with Dream ?

Author - Shhh ! Don't worry ! You'll understand in just a minute.

*Author puts dream in a very inappropriate outfit*

Author - now do you understand ?

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sorry for not posting, I've had writer's bloack for a long time ( as you can see ) and am finally getting back on trying to write in my style again.

Some more time will be taken to upload the next chapter, because I want to make the chapter very special ( and long ). Forgive me for all the time I take.