Something Odd Shorts (Jadam)

Gay Men with Weapons (Assasin AU)

Blood and violence warning!

James' POV

I fluttered my eyes open to the sound of my phone buzzing. I think I missed a call of some sort. Slowly I rubbed my eyes and grabbed my phone to check the time. It's 4:27 pm. That was a long nap. I realized that I had 20 missed texts and 2 missed calls from Adam. I feel really sorry but then again he kinda deserved it since she kept me up all night.

"Come on Jameson, a couple of drinks aren't gonna hurt." Adam said as he tried to convince me to get a little drunk with him. He took me out to a fancy dinner with a bar. I guess you could of called it a date but we just called it being friendly. Though, I definitely wanted something a lot more than friendly with him.

"You just wanna get me drunk so that you can flirt with me more and I'll probably kiss you." I said without a second thought. Adam's ears turned red as he looks away from me. "No..."

"You're ears turn red when you lie sugar cube."

We both started to laugh as I finally agreed to just a drink or two after dinner. We were flirting back and forth with each other all night. Staring into his eyes and him staring into mine, it was magical. I felt my cheeks turn red and my face smile more and more as I thought about it.

"Hey, I need some help with some work in the assassin business tomorrow. I got a lot of things to do and people to visit. I know that you're already pretty familiar with that kid of thing yourself so I was hoping if maybe you'd give me a hand. It would give us more time to spend with each other, and I really wanna see you."

"So you're plan is to get me drunk then let me agree to help you kill some people? Desperate much." I said while easing an eyebrow.

"Yeah I'm desperate to spend time with you. This job doesn't give me a lot of time to be our in the open or stay at one place for a long time. That's why I want you with me bagel bite."

"What's in it for me?"

"This.", Adam said before leaning forward and kissing my lips. His lips tasted like chocolate mixed with the slight taste of alcohol on his bottom lip. He slid his hand down my spin and to my waist which just made me loose my mind. Once he pulled away from me my face was a brought red.

"Deal?"

That little bitch. I was in.

I quickly fixed myself up and packed a bunch of at weapons to use inside of a backpack and a tool box. I then grabbed my keys and headed to the location Adam wanted to go meet him at.

The place he told me to meet him definitely seemed against the idea. It was surrounded by old wooden "do not enter" signs and paintings of weapons. I texted Adam to make sure I went to the right place. Apparently that was as far as I could go due to privacy reasons.

"Good evening my bagel bite. Took you a while to talk to me." Adam said as he teased. I already apologized for oversleeping and not answering his messages but he always takes any opportunity to tease me.

"Sorry but to be fair, you should never text during my sleeping hours."

"James it was 4:30."

"I was tired after staying up all night drinking with you. I'm sorry for taking a nap Mr. Get James Drunk."

Adam snickered, "Fair enough. Let's go!"

I drove as fast as I could to our first location, some sort of apartment building. The target was said to be on the top floor. Adam seemed to of been prepared for the murder as he simply just pulled out a small pistol he had hiding in his hoodie somewhere and looked over at me. "If I'm not out in five minutes come and get me."

Adam hopped on the top of the car and climbed up the fire escape ladder as quietly as possible. Once he made it to the top floor he somehow unlocked the window and climbed inside. All I heard was a faint sound of a gunshot and right after he came down. Slid down like nothing happened.

"Next place is kinda far, all the way down town." He said as he got into the car, closing the door right behind him, "Maybe I'll let you do this next kill."

"Really?" I asked as my face lit up.

"Sure! I don't want you to just sit around. Plus this next person is a total asshole, I'd feel better if you took care of it."

"Alright, I'll show you what I got!"

Once we arrived at a small house down town, I knew it was my moment to shine. I pulled out a chainsaw from my bag and and stepped out of the car. I creeped through the window of the house since it was open and make my way around the house. The kitchen area was empty but super messy with dishes that weren't done. The living room was also empty but with a bunch of dirty clothes. It smelled awful in there. Finally, I found the guy upstairs in their bedroom taking a nap. Boy are they gonna get a rude awakening. I started up my chainsaw and prepared for the bloody mess of organs, limbs, and such being scattered across the room.

I came out of the house form the front entrance covered head to toe in pure red blood. Adam clapped slowly as he took my hand and helped to clean me up. "Impressive work Jameson, you were faster than I thought. Though you got a bit messy."

I chuckled and shrugged, "I like to get up close and personal with my kills."

Adam and I went back and forth all night across town killing people once at a time. One person we used a flamethrower to set their house on fire. Another person we ripped their intestines out and uses it to choke them. Some other guy we threw them on to the street and ran them over a couple of times.

Finally, after using a few knifes and a couple of guns we made our way back to my house. Adam and I crashed on my couch as we both were exhausted yet pumped at all the fun we had. "I am so jazzed! Tonight was awesome!"

"I'm glad you had fun tonight. I did too. I don't usually enjoy my job that much but it's a lot better when I have a buddy with me. You're a pretty cool buddy to have Jameson."

"Shit Adam, I didn't know we were only buddies. I thought we had a stronger connection than that. What we had was special."

He chuckled and reached out for my hand. He stared into my eyes for a bit. "You're much more than a buddy James. I don't know what our future holds or if we're even gonna have one but I hope we do. I wanna spend a lot more time together."

I felt my heart flutter as I looked back into his eyes. "We're gonna figure it all out in time okay? And I want a future with you too so let's see how things go."

The two of us leaned in and shared a loving kiss. It was perfect. Sure there was a little blood and gore but Adam is worth it all.