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Chairman: Dear Director.

Fade in to the Reds in one Warthog being chased by another

Chairman: Our laws are not designed to outline every possible infraction that may take place! However the spirit of the law is clear. Blatant disregard for the safety and well-being of our citizens, in any form, will always be a punishable offense, regardless of how well, or by whom that offense has been justified.

The Reds are in the lead car, Grif is in the driver set Sarge is in the passenger seat , simmons is in the gunner position with Alex holding on the the side of the machine gun and was firing his rifle but the reds were also being fired upon

Simmons: Here they come!

Sarge: Simmons, what're you waitin' for? Shoot 'em!

Alex: What do you think I'm doing! But my file isn't doing much!

Simmons: I can't! The stupid gun is jammed!

Sarge: Step on it, Grif.

Grif: Yeah, no shit!

Delta: There is a 50 present chance of death at this rate.

Grif: Not now Delta.

Sarge: Whose idea was it to steal a jeep from these guys anyway?

Delta: It was technically your idea.

Sarge: Aw shut up!

Cut to Wash and the Blues watching

Washington: Nuhh, I knew this plan wouldn't work.

Will: We were telling you that.

South: Delta said statically wouldn't work. 

Church: We all knew this plan wouldn't work. None of our plans ever work.

Caboose: That's why we carry guns.

Will: And most of the time our runs don't work specially Caboose's.

Washington: (Mockingly) "We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this." Why did I even listen to them?

South: That was a good impression.

Church: I told you not to. That was good.

Washington: Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you three bases ago. And thank you.

Caboose: Well that's not very-

Washington: And I never started listening to you.

The chase continues

Sarge: Force them into the wall!

Grif: On it!

Delta: There's a 60 percent chance of this working.

The pursuing car enters the base

Grif: Where'd they go!?

Delta: Target lost.

Sarge: Did ya lose 'em?

Grif: Looks like it.

They skid to a stop as the other car works its way through the base

Sarge: What in Sam Hell? I don't believe it.

Alex: Good driving.

Grif: Well Sarge, I guess you owe me an apology. Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after-

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