Chairman: Dear Director.
Fade in to Church and Wash
Chairman: It is now clear, that your agency and its primary program "Project Freelancer" have abused the trust and freedoms that the Oversight Sub-committee has provided you. Your abuse of the Alpha A.I. will now become the subject of a criminal investigation. I am sorry, Director, but you have seen the end of my patience.
Church and Wash look at each other silently before we cut to Simmons typing at Terminal 84-C - Administrator Access Only
Sarge: What're you finding out, Simmons?
Simmons: Looks like all the Blue records are here, I just don't have the access to delete them. I'm trying to work around that right now. Hey Grif can you bring Delta here.
Grif: Ooh, try hacking the mainframe.
Simmons: This isn't a mainframe system.
Grif: How 'bout cracking it, would cracking it work?
Simmons: Grif shut up! Stop making suggestions when you have no idea what you're talking about.
Grif: Well, if you want help-
Simmons: I don't want help.
Delta: Would my help be useful?
Simmons: Yes.
Grif: Maybe you should explain what's going on, and I could make an educated suggestion.
Simmons: Educated? Okay, fine. This computer is a dedicated interface with a highly developed security protocol. The information we are accessing is stored on a separate database with its own dedicated hardware. That system has its own distinct layer of security. From what I can tell, the two systems verify their identities by trading randomly generated two thousand fifty-six bit encryption keys. I'm tryin' to spoof one of those keys right now. So, Grif. I'm all ears. Any suggestions?
Grif: Oh yeah, I've seen that before. You should try uploading a virus to the mainframe.
Simmons: Jesus.
Grif: I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.
Simmons: Shut the fuck up and let me work! Delta how are you doing?
Delta: I've added South to your squad but Put her in as a Rachael now I will focus on helping you.
South: Thank you Delta.
Simmons: I need help still.
Caboose: OH MY GOD DILL NO!
Will: I'll go check on him.
Cut back to Church Alex and Wash
Church: You're a fucking idiot.
Alex: It makes sense.
Church: This is bull shit Alex!
Washington: That's not the reaction I expected.
Church: You think I'm a computer program?
Washington: Why is that hard to believe?
Church: Uh, how 'bout 'cause I'm a person! That I have been my whole life? That I have memories from when I was a kid? And I don't remember being a calculator, dude.
Washington: A.I. are programs based on an actual human mind. You're bound to have some residual memories. They're just not yours.
Church: Oh, you're so full o' shit.
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Red vs Blue season 6/ Reconstruction male OC
FanfictionA year has passed since Tex left Blood Gulch the reds and blues have been relocated and agent Washington needs to find them in order to defeat the Meta. And Washington will have to trust somebody who shot him in the back along with the reds and blue...
